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Mar 24, 2026

Handshakes should be banned. Touch our naked body parts together for all the world to see? Gross!

Funny quote criticizing handshakes with playful disgust at public nudity.

Commentary:
"Who needs handshakes when we can awkwardly wiggle our elbow bumps instead? Less germ-sharing, more entertainment value! 💪🏼🦠 #ElbowBumpsForTheWin"

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Handshakes should be banned. Touch our naked body parts together for all the world to see? Gross!

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