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Someone from 🇬🇩 has bookmarked:

Having a mom who cooks good food is such a big flex.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

December calories don’t count. That’s the law.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

Maybe the reason we weren’t that affected by all the violence we saw in cartoons as kids is because it was offset by classical music.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has shared:

90% of debugging is just realizing your own stupidity in slow motion.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

Quitting my job to focus on being in love.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

Exercise gives you energy, but you need energy to exercise. Sounds like a pyramid scheme to me.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has downloaded:

For Halloween, I’m going as an emotional roller coaster.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has shared:

Welcome to adulthood. Everyone’s tired here.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

I used to have a great future in my past.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has viewed:

If an alien is 60 million light years away and is watching us through a telescope, it will see dinosaurs.

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In England “booster shot” is spelled “borchestershire shot”.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Can’t argue with a guy that has curly hair. Whatever you say, gorgeous.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Every day is leg day when you’re running from your problems.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

If I win the lottery, no one around me will be broke, and I truly mean that. I will move to a wealthy neighborhood.

Going viral on Threads:

I tried being the bigger person but all it got me was type 2 diabetes.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Wonder if I should do something with my life, or kind of just continue to hang out.

Going viral on Messenger:

So apparently problems don’t go away if you ignore them.

Making waves on Messenger:

I’m not built to work, I’m built to brood in a castle with all my unread books.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed and cleaned everything thoroughly. Today I’m putting the cockroach in the bathroom.

Live now on Messenger:

Hey Grok, scan through all my mutuals and find me a girlfriend, thanks!

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72 shares on Twitch this month:

The only Spanish I know is buenas noches, which means bonus nachos – like finding forgotten tortilla chips in your cargo shorts.

75 shares on Reddit this month:

I love convincing myself iced coffee counts as hydration and self-care.

53 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I need an Apple Watch that tracks when my patience runs out.

19 shares on YouTube this month:

It’s so peaceful when you have no interest in other people’s business.

62 shares on WeChat this month:

All we needed to be happy in the 90s was music and cigarettes.

93 shares on TikTok this month:

Pinky promises are still a legit foundation of trust.

17 shares on Messenger this month:

You’re so cultured I’mma start calling you Yogurt.

33 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m so hungry, I could eat a full-time job with health insurance.

14 shares on Discord this month:

I hate when people can’t let go of the past. Debt collectors are the worst.

18 shares on X this month:

Everyone is getting pregnant or married, and I’m back to “What’s your favorite color?“

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I’m no doctor but I’m pretty sure this Santa-shaped chocolate oughta settle my stomach.

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Roses are pink. I need a drink.

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Playing dumb for five minutes often saves a lot of work.

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Got banned from the sauna at my gym for saying “steam me up, Scotty” a few too many times.

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What idiot called it Catfishing your Tinder Contacts and not Playing With Matches?

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I’m not saying I need glasses. But today I watched a bunny in a meadow until it flew away.

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Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a few minutes.

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If you’re reading this, drink some water. You’re not a cactus.

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Female dragonflies will fake their own deaths to avoid mating with unwanted males. They are like, “Ugh, here comes Carl again. Play dead, girl!“

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Due to foreseen circumstances well within my control I will be late.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

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17,387

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15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

If my trainee says “oh God” one more time, he’s going to meet him.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

It’s our first time on Earth, so why are you a life coach?

Someone from 🇰🇪 has viewed:

They did so well traumatizing us about teen pregnancy, I’m still traumatized as an adult.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

I love my bodyguard. I would take a bullet for him.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

You gotta be careful: don’t say a word to nobody about nothing anytime ever.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has shared:

People ask you, “are you crazy”, and then get scared when you answer, “yes”.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

Everyone’s a gangster until they have to say sorry.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has bookmarked:

April fools prank: replace all the sugar in your house with cocaine.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

Spoiler alert: Eventually you will pay a price for the way you treated people.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Instagram:

Life is a highway: Too many cars, not enough bathrooms.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

The best way to describe this year is to say it feels like a year of Mondays.

Just shared via Pinterest:

“You like talking to yourself?” God forbid I seek advice from an expert.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Petition to add fitted sheet folding to the olympics.

Spotted on WeChat:

You don’t scare me. You’re not those two minutes when I can’t find my wallet.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

If we’re living in a dystopian nightmare, where the hell is my housekeeping robot?

Just landed via Facebook:

My age is news to me every single time I remember.

Just landed via YouTube:

I’m not fat. I’m just easy to see.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

“You look happy.” Thanks, I stopped dating.

Going bananas on Messenger:

Dog barking like an angry baby, baby crying like an angry dog.

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