My longest relationship has been with my Hotmail account.

My longest relationship has been with my Hotmail account.

Commentary:
“Who needs a romantic partner when you’ve got a loyal email address by your side for years? 💻💕 Hotmail has been through all the spam, filters, and attachment troubles with me – true love at first login! 💌 #EmailGoals”

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