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Funny hurts quotes

Funny hurts quotes bring a hilarious twist to those moments when life stings a little πŸ˜…πŸ’₯. They turn pain into punchlines, making you laugh through the ouch! Whether it’s a burn from a friend or a clumsy mishap, these witty lines remind us that sometimes the best medicine is a good chuckle πŸ˜‚πŸ”₯. Ready to giggle at life’s little hurts? Let’s dive in and laugh off the pain! πŸŽ‰πŸ˜œ

I speak my mind, cause it hurts when I bite my tongue.

Posted on6 days ago6 days ago

I know it hurts like hell, and you don’t think you can do it, but it’s just one push-up.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I replaced my old flat pillow that hurt my neck with a new fat fluffy pillow that hurts my neck.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Everybody’s back hurts until it’s time to have sexy time.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Nothing hurts more than someone not getting your joke.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Currently into monogamous friendships. If you have other friends, please don’t talk to me, it hurts my heart.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

If it hurts you more than it hurts them, you are holding the taser wrong.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

β€œHow is the job search going?” First of all, that is a violent question. And it hurts me, by the way. And second, how the hell should I know.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Remember when you could lay in one position for hours, now you have to rotate like a rotisserie chicken every 15 minutes or a hip hurts.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

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