Funny hurts quotes — Wordgag ツ

I know it hurts like hell, and you don’t think you can do it, but it’s just one push-up.

2 weeks ago

I replaced my old flat pillow that hurt my neck with a new fat fluffy pillow that hurts my neck.

2 weeks ago

Everybody’s back hurts until it’s time to have sexy time.

2 weeks ago

Nothing hurts more than someone not getting your joke.

2 weeks ago

Currently into monogamous friendships. If you have other friends, please don’t talk to me, it hurts my heart.

2 weeks ago

If it hurts you more than it hurts them, you are holding the taser wrong.

2 weeks ago

“How is the job search going?” First of all, that is a violent question. And it hurts me, by the way. And second, how the hell should I know.

2 weeks ago

Remember when you could lay in one position for hours, now you have to rotate like a rotisserie chicken every 15 minutes or a hip hurts.

2 weeks ago

I speak my mind, cause it hurts when I bite my tongue.

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