I speak my mind, cause it hurts when I bite my tongue. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:This is why I have a constant subscription to honesty! ππ£οΈπ Related funny posts π€ Itβs a good friend who, when you want the truth, knows what truth you want. “Are you ok?” Of course not. Next question! If lying was a job some people would be billionaires. Asking people their favorite color and then calling them liars. Interviewer: So why do you want this job? Me: I donβt. I just need money.