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You can always tell it’s Monday because nobody’s smiling.

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I have lots of hidden talents. The problem is, even I can’t find them.

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Cashier: Did you find everything? Me: Did you hide something?

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A frittata is just an omelette for people too lazy to flip things.

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Had salad for the third night in a row and now I get why you’re so angry, vegans.

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My mom sent me a text message so long I had to refill my Adderall prescription to read it.

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I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.

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Meteorologist: It’s going to get even hotter. Me, on fire: WHAT?

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Due to financial reasons, I will now be performing photosynthesis.

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I like to keep my wife guessing by walking around the backyard carrying a ladder and a chainsaw.

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Experts say that human interaction is important for brain health but I’m willing to risk it.

Trending via TikTok:

Skin coloured leggings should be illegal.

Just shared via Facebook:

Your call is very important to us, here’s six days of irritating music.

Just shared via Slack:

I’m experimenting with how many apples I need to eat a day to keep everyone away, whatever their profession.

Just shared via Reddit:

Note: Press the button on the elevator as often as possible to activate the secret express function and speed up the thing.

Spotted on YouTube:

Old people understand Roman numerals. I for one.

Making waves on Snapchat:

I know that we aren’t supposed to self diagnose but I’ve googled all of my symptoms and I’m fairly sure I’m a raccoon.

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If someone steals your joke, you have to file a LOLsuit.

Broadcasted on Threads:

Nothing tests your patience like a group chat blowing up your phone.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Who called it a Cybertruck and not a Deplorean?

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My biggest sexual fantasy is someone throwing a million dollars on my naked body and then leaving me alone.

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Just know that somebody out there is thinking of you, and you should really lock your doors.

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So rude to come up with solutions to my excuses.

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Nurse: “This may hurt.” Me: “My life hasn’t been much fun either.”

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡΄ has copied:

Does anyone else feel like their brain has a hundred tabs open at once?

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I forgot the word “espresso” so I asked the barista for a smaller, angrier coffee.

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In the event of a tornado or other such natural disaster, place wieners and/or cheese slices in your pockets, so the search dogs will find you first.

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I was guest-starring on The Love Boat when you woke me up. You’re dead to me.

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My spirit animal is that bird that knocks itself unconscious flying into windows.

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Too many toilets have automatically flushed underneath me for me not to have reservations about self-driving cars.

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Live now on Slack:

Being in college when The Chainsmokers dropped Closer was an experience to say the least.

Trending via Reddit:

I am awake and ready to be disappointed.

Just shared via Discord:

I would like to have the peace of mind of a cow. I already have the body.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

I wonder what the part of my brain that used to store people’s phone numbers is doing now.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Babe, are you OK? You’ve barely touched your unread books.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I really admire the suns ability to be exactly where my car’s visor can’t block it out.

Just landed via Telegram:

Please just wait until my mating ritual is over before you decide.

Spotted on Threads:

An agenda reveal party, where I surprise everyone with all the things I hope to accomplish this weekend.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Just once I’d like to hear a doctor say, β€œYour guess is as good as mine.”

Just landed via Snapchat:

Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.

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