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Can’t argue with a guy that has curly hair. Whatever you say, gorgeous.

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You learn a lot about someone when you marry them. For example, I learned I should have married someone else.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has copied:

Tech enthusiasts: My entire house is smart. Tech workers: The only piece of technology in my house is a printer, and I keep a gun next to it so I can shoot it if it makes a noise I don’t recognize.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has downloaded:

Welcome to your 50s, your knees will now decide when you will sit down.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has copied:

“Gen Z is having less sex.” It’s always sex, sex, sex with these people.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has downloaded:

Milk teeth are wasted on children. A new set of teeth would be a lot more useful when you’re older.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has downloaded:

Not sure what’s longer: a microwave minute or watching a video while someone else is holding the phone, insisting it’s hilarious.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has copied:

If I had The Force, I’d just use it to open pistachios.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

So many people these days are too judgmental. I can tell just by looking at them.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has downloaded:

My brain at 2 a.m.: “You up?”

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Dec 31, 2025

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Making waves on WeChat:

Imagine if social media closed every day at 6pm like a shop.

Live now on Facebook:

Remember: if nobody hates you, you’re not trying hard enough.

Making waves on Reddit:

Picking up a hitchhiker is not worth the risk of being forced to make small talk with a stranger.

Going bananas on Slack:

I am awake. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Spending money is too easy. For my bank account’s sake, I need a bridge troll to ask me three riddles before I’m allowed to buy something.

Trending via Pinterest:

Wish I could get paid just for being a sweetheart.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

My shadow quit because I’m too boring.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Ever since I was young, I knew I wanted to be online nonstop.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

The funniest thing I heard an elder say, “My generation had Wonder Woman, your generation has to wonder if it’s a woman.”

Just shared via Snapchat:

You should be able to google what someone said to you at the bar last night.

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Before social media, you had to actively go out and find crazy people.

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Oasis didn’t just write good songs. They wrote the soundtrack for a whole generation.

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Google AI is awesome because it kills the planet and doesn’t work.

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I’ve arrived like the sun: blinding, necessary, and impossible to ignore.

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Getting an entry-level job before the release of ChatGPT in 2022 was like taking the last chopper out of Vietnam. Few realize this yet.

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99 shares on Reddit this month:

Muting morons is good for your health.

84 shares on Snapchat this month:

One thing no one mentions about being an adult is how much time you debate with yourself over keeping a cardboard box because it’s a really good box.

59 shares on YouTube this month:

Blocking him isn’t enough. I want his favorite sports team to finish last every year for now and forever.

62 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I used to love going out with people. Now I weigh the pros and cons of human interaction, like it’s a business decision.

95 shares on Twitch this month:

Unless I say otherwise, I am always tired.

26 shares on Snapchat this month:

“Don’t shoot your gun at the hurricane” the government says. I’ll do my own research, thanks.

38 shares on Pinterest this month:

At the doctor’s office, booing all the names being called that aren’t mine.

88 shares on Threads this month:

This can’t be the same brain I was using to read 750-page novels in 3 days during middle school.

39 shares on Instagram this month:

Life is too short. Tell his mom what he did to you.

70 shares on WeChat this month:

It’s strange that we say time is a great healer when it kills 100% of people.

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Blocking him isn’t enough. I need to watch his hairline recede.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

How are there low birth rates when everyone here is a big baby?

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Getting a random boner is a bit funny. Like, what is it, boy? What do you see?

17 folks are currently checking 👀

I make sure to post my political opinions after my selfies have gone viral to cull the herd.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Where do I see myself in 5 years? I don’t even know where I am right now.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

If only men knew the power “I made reservations, I’ll pick you up at 7” held instead of “I don’t know, whatever you wanna do.”

25 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m an adult, but not the ‘makes positive life choices’ kind.

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I never feel more alone than when I’m trying to put sunscreen on my back.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

“Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have” is all well and good until you’re rocking a tutu.

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Chores give kids a sense of responsibility while teaching relevant life skills such as procrastination.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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Dec 31, 2025

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇦 has viewed:

Can we call situationships ‘affairs’ again? It sounds more adult and less desperate.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

He took my last fry, your honor.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has bookmarked:

To bed then. To bed with you! Guards, take him to my bed!

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It’s like Facebook in real life.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has viewed:

Getting older just means that you have to start eating all the sad foods.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has viewed:

He probably could have just called himself “Andre.” I think I would have figured out The Giant part on my own.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has shared:

Needing to stretch is so funny. Your body is like “Ughhh, make me longer!”

Someone from 🇬🇧 has shared:

Moms be like, “Your cousin’s neighbor’s husband’s aunt died. Just thought you should know.”

Someone from 🇱🇹 has downloaded:

As a girl, I should be allowed to speak to the moon directly.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has shared:

Amazon cart: Order now and it will arrive today. Amazon confirmation email: LOL, just kidding, it’ll be a week from tomorrow.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on WeChat:

There will be people in your life that say you have too many books. Those are not your people.

Trending via Threads:

Don’t wait until you’re on your death bed to let them know how you feel. You may be too weak to raise your middle finger.

Just landed via Twitch:

Hot person: wow, everyone here is so nice.

Going viral on Reddit:

Maybe dogs are smarter than us because they found a way to get fed and housed without having to go to college and get a job.

Just shared via Reddit:

Me: trying to rest. Earthquake: Let’s make that a no.

Going viral on Reddit:

Accidentally said “normal” when they asked what milk I wanted at the leftist cafe.

Shared recently on WeChat:

You don’t see people giving bunny ears in photos anymore.

Spotted on Threads:

I was not meant to work a job; I was meant to lay down and ponder.

Making waves on Reddit:

To-do list: bite the hand that feeds me, put all my eggs in one basket, kill two birds with one stone, let the cat out of the bag, think inside the box, burn bridges, walk on thin ice, play with fire.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Best thing about TikTok is you literally don’t need to follow anyone to have a good time.

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