I’ve arrived like the sun: blinding, necessary, and impossible to ignore. Posted onMar 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Just call me Vitamin D, because I'm here to shine and nobody can avoid me! 😎☀️✨" Related funny posts 🤝 Don’t forget to look directly into the sun for at least 10 minutes per day because that’s where all the vitamins are. Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper “Nobody cares!” Whenever I have a headache, I take 2 aspirin and keep away from children, just like it says on the bottle. Two mysterious people live in my house. “Somebody” and “Nobody.” Somebody did it and nobody knows who. Dancing alone in your home is its own kind of therapy.