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Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

Life is like a roll of toilet paper, the closer to the end you get, the faster it goes.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

Wonder what I should wear to World War III.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has copied:

Me: God, please stop giving me your toughest battles. God: You just have to empty the dishwasher.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

Nicole Kidman being in a film called Babygirl is actually perfect cause it’s like another version of her last name.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has viewed:

A storm knows it’s laced with destruction, and yet it rages on.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has downloaded:

When people tell me “you’re going to regret that in the morning”, I sleep until noon because I am a problem solver.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has viewed:

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has viewed:

Humble enough to know I can be replaced, but wise enough to know ain’t nobody else like me.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has viewed:

It’s interesting growing up and discovering that most adults are not that clever. I had my suspicions as a kid but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

This post is invisible, and only those going to Hell can see it.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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94 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,363

Funny Quotes Topics

17,479

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Updated

Jan 2, 2026

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Just shared via Discord:

Being a toddler’s favorite person is what real love actually looks like.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Let’s drink some whiskey and say too much.

Seen just now on Discord:

Asked a German girl for her number, and I’m still waiting for the rest of the digits. So far, all I have is “nine.”

Just shared via Twitch:

I don’t know the difference between “gray” & “grey” and I’m too scared to even ask.

Making waves on Threads:

Don’t believe in yourself, you can’t do it.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Today’s youth will never experience the pain of spending all their pocket money on a music album. Because of ONE good song!

Going viral on Threads:

Seeing an animal sigh is so funny to me. Like, what happened, buddy?

Going viral on Instagram:

This meeting could have been an unread email.

Going viral on YouTube:

The best way for me to stick to my diet is to go straight back to sleep after breakfast.

Trending via WeChat:

Wake up, there’s overthinking to be done.

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69 shares on Snapchat this month:

Don’t argue with her. Just say “you remind me of my ex” then walk away.

57 shares on LinkedIn this month:

You don’t know a person until you’ve seen them eat popcorn.

68 shares on TikTok this month:

I miss when my biggest problem was whether my Happy Meal toy matched the one from the commercial.

50 shares on Discord this month:

Putting away the Christmas tree. Sad day for cats.

63 shares on WhatsApp this month:

May he drop his phone on his face while he’s texting other girls.

17 shares on Messenger this month:

I just sneezed my wife awake from a nap so any discussion about renewing vows is on hold for a bit.

63 shares on WeChat this month:

I don’t mean to brag, but I can forget what I’m saying while I’m saying it.

31 shares on Messenger this month:

Do married people watch Gen Z dating and feel like they caught the last chopper out of Nam?

48 shares on Pinterest this month:

A dinosaur as a pet would solve so many problems. Mainly, people problems.

93 shares on Pinterest this month:

I wish I had the determination of my wife, who’s still flipping through radio stations as we pull into our driveway.

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Hate it when I pull out a winter coat and there’s no money stashed in it.

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I want to be rich enough where I’m not offended by the price of beef jerky.

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I hate when a guy asks “can you cook?” Can you build a house?

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Finally my winter fat has gone. I now have spring rolls.

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Therapists are like, “You don’t owe anyone anything. Except me. You owe me 250 dollars for this session.”

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I have decided to purchase the grocery store because it is now cheaper than the groceries inside it.

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Twitter is a prime example why most of us shouldn’t be left unsupervised.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Every day I ask ChatGPT if it knows where my keys are and if it ever knows the answer, I’m suing everybody.

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11 out of 10 women are always right.

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I could low-key really use a wish right now.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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94 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,363

Funny Quotes Topics

17,479

Funny Quotes Images

15,363

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,476

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

Why does everyone always think that I know what I’m doing? Most of the time I watch myself in amazement and am curious to see what happens.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has viewed:

What if they close grocery stores and we have to hunt for our food? I don’t even know where the little gummy bears live.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has copied:

Made the mistake of believing what I was told again.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has viewed:

Keep scrolling, I’ve got nothing.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has downloaded:

Your honor, if it pleases the court, I brought homemade brownies for everyone.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has bookmarked:

It’s Monday again and I’m about to make it everyone’s problem.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has copied:

Friendly reminder that someone having a different opinion about a movie than you is a direct attack on you as a person and you should take it very personally.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has copied:

This entire “presidency” is like being tied to a chair and watching a toddler play with a loaded pistol.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has copied:

I can’t believe I slept good all night. What a rush.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

Memories are a bit fuzzy – but regrets? They’re in 8K and Dolby Vision.

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on Threads:

Putting mental health before my education is a good idea until it affects my education, which affects my mental health, which affects my education.

Just shared via Reddit:

Dating these days is like trusting a crackhead to come back with your change.

Going viral on Messenger:

Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.

Making waves on Slack:

Mondays have a black belt in psychological warfare.

Going viral on WeChat:

Made the mistake of believing what I was told again.

Just landed via Telegram:

May I please come over and curl up in your lap like a cat?

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Them: You post a lot. What am I supposed to do here – fold laundry on the timeline?

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Remember when Mustangs were muscle cars and not an embarrassment to the name.

Breaking via WeChat:

Rent really don’t make no sense. Like, why is my apartment getting a raise every year? Who is doing the performance review?

Making waves on Snapchat:

If a door closes, you can just open it again. That is a door. Doors work like this.

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