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Stop making eye contact with me, I can’t afford a wedding right now.

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Of course I wrote a grocery list. I carefully wrote it all down and then didn’t bring it with me, like my mother and her mother before her.

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The only thing I gained so far this year is weight.

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Welcome to middle age. “I carried a watermelon” has gone from a movie quote to something you tell your orthopedist.

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Sorry I’m late. My catapult malfunctioned.

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Nobody will know you’re stoned if you’re always stoned.

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Nothing is riskier than closing your eyes again in the morning for that extra minute of sleep.

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“Don’t take this the wrong way!” Translation: Prepare for insult.

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“You’re so self-aware!” Thanks, it’s ruining my life.

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I’m officially at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to go anywhere after work.

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Yeah, I have a drinking problem. It’s called dehydration.

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It’s like my wish isn’t even your command anymore…

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That awkward moment when someone gets angry at you for clicking a pen, but you have to click it one more time to use it.

Seen just now on X:

I have a great poker face because I have no idea what’s going on.

Trending via LinkedIn:

“Don’t shoot your gun at the hurricane” the government says. I’ll do my own research, thanks.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

The longer I stay home, the more homeless I look.

Shared recently on Instagram:

When people block me, I just assume it’s for my rugged good looks and killer jawline.

Reported on TikTok:

Me summer vacation planning: I’m going to Europe. Bank account: You’re going camping.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

When you really want to slap someone, do it and say, “Mosquito!

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Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster.

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I’m the guy at Apple who makes sure all your featured photos are your exes and your dog that died.

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My goal in life is to not have to commit seppuku.

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Not only is it not Friday, but it’s not even Thursday.

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Let’s draft everyone who has their phone on military time first, since you’re all so eager.

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If she has Bukowski on her nightstand, she will devour you.

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Not working on myself because I make better content this way.

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In England “booster shot” is spelled “borchestershire shot”.

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Rich people don’t put their couches against their wall. I moved my couch into the middle of the floor and still haven’t gotten rich. I don’t know what I’m doing wrong here.

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When you have the money, you can go a whole day without eating. But when you’re broke, the dizziness starts at 6 a.m.

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Why are poets thinking that they are the ones tortured and not those who read their poetry?

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Going viral on Facebook:

This post ain’t gonna like itself, damn.

Just shared via X:

There should be a good 10 hours in between waking up and having to interact with people.

Live now on WhatsApp:

If I let you into my life, I am either emotionally invested or you are a grilled cheese sandwich.

Just shared via Discord:

Despite all my rage, I still keep refreshing the page.

Just landed via Slack:

It’s amazing how so many people can rave about Star Wars or Star Trek and at the same time make sure that the only realistic future prospect is Mad Max.

Spotted on Discord:

I don’t always leave the house, but when I do, I shouldn’t.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

One of my biggest faults is that when I ask someone their name, I forget to listen to what their name is.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Humanity doesn’t deserve a new year, look at the mess they made of the last one.

Going viral on Threads:

People who take naps are the real heroes. It takes courage to wake up twice in one day.

Spotted on TikTok:

They said don’t try this at home, so I’m coming over to your place.

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