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The only thing you can count on with some people is that you can’t count on them.

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"… can't count on them to count anything correctly! 🤦‍♂️🔢🤣"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged count, cynicism, humor, inconsistency, only, people, relationships, reliability, sarcasm, thing, trust on May 27, 2026 by slickboy.

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