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Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

When people say I don’t mean to brag, they’re bragging about not bragging.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

Some people are living proof that brain failure does not immediately lead to death.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

I will never forget how to spell bananas, thanks to Gwen Stefani.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

My my husband’s favorite thing is when I blame him for losing something that’s actually in my hand.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has viewed:

The nerve of a majority of people I meet being younger than me. How dare them?

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

I’m gonna get my vasectomy done at Home Depot like a real man.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

Idea: An app that tells you where that bruise came from.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has bookmarked:

Adulting’s a total scam. Bills, taxes, and a laundry pile that breeds in the dark, were not in the brochure!

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

You should be allowed to miss work if you’re not feeling sexy.

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Just shared via WeChat:

My kids had to work extra hard this morning but they were able to get the clean house back to it’s normal messy state just in time for the guests to arrive.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Desperately seeking my soul, mate.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

I purposely overcook my holiday turkeys so I don’t have to hear anyone at the table say, “moist.”

Making waves on YouTube:

If the earth is so flat, explain why cats haven’t pushed everything off it yet. You can’t.

Trending via YouTube:

I used to schedule naps, but now they’re little surprise parties my body throws at all hours of the day.

Just landed via TikTok:

Just did a seductive hair flip and an onion ring flew out.

Just shared via Messenger:

Do you know how much trauma it took to be this funny?

Making waves on Twitch:

For the amount of meat you get out of clam, I feel like we could just leave them alone.

Making waves on Messenger:

The first five days after the weekend are the worst.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Seeing a grown man stumble when the train moves is disgusting. How will you provide for anyone?

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Funny intrigue quotes 🕵️‍♂️✨ add a twist of laughter to mystery and curiosity! Whether you’re unraveling secrets or just poking fun at sneaky moments, these witty lines keep things light and entertaining 😂🔍. Perfect for sparking smiles while diving into the unknown, they turn suspense into pure comedy gold! Ready to giggle through the intrigue? Let’s dive in! 🎭💬

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6 months ago
Share →: I can admit that I am intrigued by people weirder than I am.

Commentary:
"Admitting that you find someone weirder than you… now that's impressive self-awareness! 🤪 Embrace the quirks and embrace the weirdness, it's what makes life interesting, after all! 🤩 #EmbraceTheWeird"
6 months ago
Share →: Make every hug more interesting by mysteriously whispering, “the Dark Lord stands at the crossroads!”

Commentary:
"Spice up your hugs with a dash of intrigue and a sprinkle of pure magic by whispering, 'the Dark Lord stands at the crossroads!' 👀✨ Who knows, you might just summon some extra magical cuddle powers! 🧙‍♂️🤗 #HugGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: As someone who lives on earth, rising sea levels are alarming. But as someone who has always wanted to be a mermaid, I’m intrigued.

Commentary:
"🌊🧜‍♀️ When life gives you rising sea levels, make a splash and embrace your inner mermaid! Who needs feet when you can have fins, am I right? Dive in and ride that wave of intrigue! 🌊🧜‍♀️"

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Someone from 🇨🇩 has copied:

If you drink a lot of water, you won’t have time for other people’s drama because you’ll be too busy looking for a bathroom.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has downloaded:

Too poor for Ozempic but too undisciplined for strict diet and exercise. Is there a secret third option?

Someone from 🇳🇷 has viewed:

If I ever go missing, please print my picture on wine bottles and not on milk boxes. My friends are more likely to find me then.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

Podcasts are like babies, they’re too easy to create and not everyone should have one.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

I don’t assume anything except the fetal position.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

Before social media, you could just completely forget that somebody existed. Good times.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has bookmarked:

Thank you for being friends with me. Baffling decision, but thank you.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has bookmarked:

I’ve been heading in the wrong direction for most of my life, but since the earth is round, I’m just going to stick with it and see it through.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has downloaded:

If you ever see me running, it’s either away from my problems or towards an ice cream van.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

I have determined there is no quiet way to get a pan out of a cabinet in the morning.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on X:

The number one rule of Thanksgiving dinner is take your own vehicle so you can leave on your own terms.

Seen just now on Threads:

Thank you two-step authentication codes that expire after 60 seconds for providing Mission Impossible-type drama into my mundane suburban existence.

Trending via Slack:

Human hibernation should be a thing.

Making waves on X:

Coffee should just be free for anybody over 30.

Seen just now on Twitch:

It’s so important to warm up before any physical activity, like getting out of bed.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Update on my fitness journey: My wife just handed me a bag of apples at the market and said, “careful, it’s heavy.”

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I know it hurts like hell, and you don’t think you can do it, but it’s just one push-up.

Going viral on Twitch:

The older I get, the more I don’t want to do things.

Spotted on Reddit:

I’ve noticed the best way to get somebody’s attention is to not want it anymore.

Trending via LinkedIn:

I love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home.

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