As someone who lives on earth, rising sea levels are alarming. But as someone who has always wanted to be a mermaid, Iā€™m intrigued.

As someone who lives on earth, rising sea levels are alarming. But as someone who has always wanted to be a mermaid, Iā€™m intrigued.

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“🌊🧜‍♀️ When life gives you rising sea levels, make a splash and embrace your inner mermaid! Who needs feet when you can have fins, am I right? Dive in and ride that wave of intrigue! 🌊🧜‍♀️”

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