Funny led quotes

My childhood led me to believe that as an adult I’d have to contend with truth serum, lava, quicksand, trap doors, and secret passageways. So far it’s mostly been weight gain and existential dread.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Films and television have led me to believe that masquerade balls have a higher mortality rate than most wars.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I have poor night vision so I upgraded to LED headlights because it’s important to me to ensure nobody else can see either.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this scenario.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025