Funny led quotes

• By now, we’ve all figured out that these LED bulbs don’t actually last 15 years, but we’ve collectively decided to just let it slide.

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  2 months ago

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• Scooby-Doo led me to believe that if I were ever really scared, I should run super-fast in place.

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  2 months ago

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• All my life choices led me to this post right here, and if that’s not an indictment of free will, I don’t know what is.

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  2 months ago

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• I followed my heart. It led me to the fridge.

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  2 months ago

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• My childhood led me to believe that as an adult I’d have to contend with truth serum, lava, quicksand, trap doors, and secret passageways. So far it’s mostly been weight gain and existential dread.

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  2 months ago

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• Films and television have led me to believe that masquerade balls have a higher mortality rate than most wars.

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  2 months ago

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• I have poor night vision so I upgraded to LED headlights because it’s important to me to ensure nobody else can see either.

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  2 months ago

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• Behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this scenario.

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  3 months ago

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