Scooby-Doo led me to believe that if I were ever really scared, I should run super-fast in place. Posted onMar 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Guess I'll start practicing my on-the-spot treadmill skills for ghost season! 👻🏃♂️😂 Related funny posts 🤝 When I was young, I was afraid of the dark. Now, these bills got me afraid of the light. I hope you catch the bouquet at my funeral. Every citizen over 18 should be eligible to be drafted into the Postal Service. When you’re dead, you don’t know that you’re dead. But it’s hard for those around you. It’s the same when you’re stupid. I think the Discovery Channel should be on a different channel every day.