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Someone from 🇿🇲 has downloaded:

My biggest sexual fantasy is someone throwing a million dollars on my naked body and then leaving me alone.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

Nobody told me that when you get a husband the ears are sold separately.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has bookmarked:

As a kid, I used to watch The Wizard of Oz and wonder how someone could talk if they didn’t have a brain. Then I got social media.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has downloaded:

What is rizz if not swag persevering?!

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for cauliflower cookies and reported them for harmful content.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has viewed:

Liking a song isn’t enough, I need to be able to call the artist and tell them they did a great job.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

A toddler in their “why” phase makes you realize how little you know.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

I am not in a good place, geographically.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has viewed:

I don’t want to be dramatic, but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

If one door opens when another door closes, your house is probably haunted.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

334 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,603

Funny Quotes Topics

17,660

Funny Quotes Images

15,603

Updated

Jan 12, 2026

Users Online

3,513

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on X:

Normalize saying “better you than me” to people who keep complaining about everything.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Pretending I’m asleep so my boss has to carry me to the meeting.

Just landed via Twitch:

Every time the universe sends me a sign, I’m like, okay, but I think I’ll wait for a signier sign.

Going bananas on WeChat:

Hardest part of beekeeping is thinking of all the names.

Just landed via Facebook:

Sex is cool, but have you ever found an academic article that fits your research topic perfectly and supports all of your claims?

Trending via Twitch:

It was so hot today, I thought I was going to be cremated.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

No one talks about how uncomfortable it is to ask for your own money back.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Thinking the bodega owner likes you is exactly the same as thinking the stripper likes you.

Just shared via Twitch:

Notice how ghosts never wear fitted sheets?

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Whole crypto scheme is built on people too dumb for crypto that aren’t self-aware enough to realize it.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

64 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

48 shares on YouTube this month:

Stretching isn’t enough. I need to be able to disassemble my body like Legos.

83 shares on Snapchat this month:

I like you so much, I’d actually learn your phone number.

31 shares on Instagram this month:

Fun fact: the creator of Barbie and the creator of Hot Wheels were husband and wife.

96 shares on Twitch this month:

Restaurant toilets are dangerous! So many of my dates have gone to use them and vanished.

23 shares on YouTube this month:

Running feels great until you compare it to not running.

96 shares on X this month:

Getting tired without doing anything is an art form.

72 shares on Pinterest this month:

If small talk burned calories, maybe I’d consider it.

35 shares on Facebook this month:

Breaking news: you’re way less interesting than you think you are.

35 shares on TikTok this month:

“Are you okay?” No, it’s literally Monday every 15 minutes.

Trending Topics 📁

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Hot Jokes 💥

10 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s so hot here, I’m breaking a sweat just bitching and moaning about it.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Me rereading his texts after we’ve already said goodnight just so I can giggle and blush all over again.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

There should be a website where you post your wishes, and rich people who don’t know what to do with their money give you an anonymous gift.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Putting sunscreen on kids feels like cardio.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m like a candle: I’m cute, I smell nice, and there’s a pretty good chance I’ll set your curtains on fire if left unattended.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

I said when I retire, I would travel. I just didn’t expect it to be to the doctors.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

I was not prepared for my knees to sound like someone is breaking spaghetti noodles in half every time I go up the stairs.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Shout out to the dude who flipped me off in traffic. Making me feel all nostalgic for California, thank you.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

When I dance, people say it reminds them of a wild dog chasing its tail.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Everyone is getting idioter.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

334 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,603

Funny Quotes Topics

17,660

Funny Quotes Images

15,603

Updated

Jan 12, 2026

Users Online

3,561

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

The note on this boxed wine says ‘Fresh up to 6 weeks after opening’. 6 weeks. Lol.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

You ran a half marathon? That’s really cool, I’ve almost finished a bunch of things, too.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has downloaded:

I don’t need a recipe for disaster. I usually just eyeball it.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

Getting sent money you didn’t ask for is very sexy.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has bookmarked:

I always figure it out on my own, I just need to panic first.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

My child has entered the “Why?” stage of linguistic development, and I’ve realized I know absolutely nothing.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

I don’t know how to mop my kitchen floor without pretending l’m cleaning up a gruesome crime scene.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

Can everyone please turn their A/C off during the day, we need that power to generate images of people with eight fingers.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has shared:

If an alien is 60 million light years away and is watching us through a telescope, it will see dinosaurs.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Don’t ever forget where you came from. That’s where you left your car.

Just shared via Twitch:

Sometimes the laugh is funnier than the joke itself.

Breaking via Facebook:

I am staying up till a million o’clock tonight.

Spotted on Telegram:

I’m not drinking 2% milk until we figure out what the other 98% is.

Going viral on X:

The only exercise I’ve done this month is running… out of money!

Going viral on TikTok:

If history is repeating itself, when can I buy a pet dinosaur?

Live now on TikTok:

Mad that so many renaissance artists were named after ninja turtles.

Spotted on Telegram:

The older I get, the more I start to understand the appeal of birdwatching as a hobby. I do find myself watching these little troublemakers quite often.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Therapy is nice but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

Trending via WhatsApp:

When two people argue online I believe whoever spells correctly.

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