19 Funny likes quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: What can I buy my wife for Valentine’s Day that finally proves to her once and for all that I have absolutely no idea what she likes or who she is?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old dilemma of trying to decode the mysterious code of ‘what she really wants’ 🤔! Maybe this year, you can dazzle her with a gift so unexpected, it’ll have her questioning whether you’ve been living in an alternate dimension all this time 🚀💫! Who needs the conventional when you’ve got a gift that screams, ‘I meant well, I really did’ 😉💝?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My boss said he likes how I remain so calm under pressure. Can’t tell him it’s because I don’t give a shit.

  Commentary:
  "Keeping it cool under pressure: the art of 'I don't give a ship' 🚢😎 Who knew indifference could be so Zen?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Nothing brings neighbors together like a few cops cars in front of another neighbor’s house that no one likes.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the great unifier – police cars and neighborly gossip! 🚔👀 Who knew that a little drama could help strengthen community bonds? It's like a block party, but with more flashing lights and less potato salad. 😂🏠 #NeighborhoodWatchGoals

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Not being able to see Likes on posts is a tragedy. Love it when two people are arguing and you can see all their little backup dancers.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the invisible Like button strikes again! It's like watching a showdown with a troop of tiny supporters doing the wave in the background 🕺🙌💃. Who needs popcorn when you have backup dancers keeping the drama alive! 🎭🌟 #SocialMediaEntertainment"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: God, on inventing the tiger: “Okay, so this is going to be some kind of cat that likes to eat Frosted Flakes.”

  Commentary:
  "God, presenting the tiger: 'Introducing the Frosted Flakes fanatic of the feline world! 🐯🥣 Bon Appétit, humans!' Here's to hoping they don't mistake Tony the Tiger for their breakfast mascot! 🤣"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m not humiliating myself here for 3 likes. 10 maybe but not 3.

  Commentary:
  When it comes to social media validation, the struggle is real! 😂👏 Who knew the difference between 3 likes and 10 could be so significant? Remember, it's all about maximizing that digital clout, one like at a time! 📱💥 #DoItForTheDoubleDigits

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Don’t judge me on my likes, I’m confusing the algorithm.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew confusing algorithms could be an art form? 🤖🎨 Don't judge me based on my likes – I'm just keeping those algorithms on their toes! 😜 #AlgorithmConfusion"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Don’t ever get excited if your kid likes a new food. They won’t like it tomorrow.

  Commentary:
  "Parenting rule #1: The enthusiasm over your kid's newfound love for broccoli will be short-lived… Just like their love for broccoli 🥦👶 #ParentingStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sure, I could keep my thoughts to myself but I can’t see “Likes” in my journal.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a diary when you can 'like' your own thoughts out loud? 📝💬 The inner monologue gets lonely without a little virtual applause! 👏😄 #JournalingForValidation"

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