33 funny likes quotes - Wordgag

Not being able to see Likes on posts is a tragedy. Love it when two people are arguing and you can see all their little backup dancers.

May 21, 2026

God, on inventing the tiger: “Okay, so this is going to be some kind of cat that likes to eat Frosted Flakes.”

May 21, 2026

I’m not humiliating myself here for 3 likes. 10 maybe but not 3.

May 21, 2026

Don’t judge me on my likes, I’m confusing the algorithm.

May 21, 2026

Don’t ever get excited if your kid likes a new food. They won’t like it tomorrow.

May 20, 2026

Sure, I could keep my thoughts to myself but I can’t see “Likes” in my journal.

May 20, 2026

Never wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.

May 19, 2026

When a man likes you, he talks to you every day, and apparently, when you start to like him back, he is very busy and can’t talk at all. That’s how it works.

May 19, 2026

Liking someone who likes you back is probably really good for your mental health.

May 19, 2026

My favorite genre of tweet is conservative guy asking Grok, ‘Is this true?’ and then arguing with it when it doesn’t give him the answer he likes.

May 19, 2026

He likes when I shakalaka, so, woop, there it is.

May 18, 2026

It’s important to post stupid stuff so you can learn who likes you.

May 18, 2026

People who get 0-5 likes at max and still tweet all the time… What’s your secret?

May 18, 2026

Everything feels like thinking the stripper actually likes you.

Apr 1, 2026

There is a grave concern that this post will produce zero likes.

Apr 1, 2026

I once made a joke to a coworker, and she said, “It was the funniest thing I ever said,” and suggested I post it. It got 10 likes.

Mar 31, 2026

Big accounts just say water is wet and get 1 trillion likes.

Mar 31, 2026

If you’re happy and you know it, keep it to yourself. No one likes a braggart.

Mar 30, 2026

Instead of likes, we should get a little kiss.

Mar 30, 2026

The zero likes won’t stop me from posting. I will talk to myself if I have to.

Mar 30, 2026

It’s crazy how social media convinced us that 15 likes aren’t enough. Imagine 15 people in real life telling you that you looked good.

Mar 30, 2026

“Likes your story” is a declaration of love.

Mar 29, 2026

Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or wont text me back.

Mar 28, 2026

Breaking: man who liked me first no longer likes me.

Mar 27, 2026

Mr. Mixed Signals decided he likes me today.

Mar 27, 2026

If you’re the type of person who likes to be left alone, I’m with you. Better yet, I’m not with you.

Mar 27, 2026

Welcome to your 50s: You’re not attracted to anyone who likes you.

Mar 27, 2026

My kids are smart but sometimes they say dumb stuff like, “Mom, why do you always buy Snickers when you’re the only one who likes them?”

Mar 26, 2026

Thinking the bodega owner likes you is exactly the same as thinking the stripper likes you.

Mar 26, 2026

My body is a machine that turns traumatic experiences into 10 likes on X.

Mar 26, 2026

What can I buy my wife for Valentine’s Day that finally proves to her once and for all that I have absolutely no idea what she likes or who she is?

Mar 25, 2026

My boss said he likes how I remain so calm under pressure. Can’t tell him it’s because I don’t give a shit.

Mar 25, 2026

Nothing brings neighbors together like a few cops cars in front of another neighbor’s house that no one likes.

Mar 24, 2026