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So you like bad boys? Cause I’m bad at everything.

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Not to brag, but I’m on hold and my call is important to them.

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Haunted Houses this year are just gonna have the news on.

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Men used to smoke Marlboros. Now they cry when they lose their strawberry cheesecake vape.

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The key to a healthy relationship is taking turns being the sad one.

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I would like even faster food.

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You’re like if “nope” was a person.

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Can’t wait for the day off from work so I can sit on the couch at home and stare at the TV screen while thinking about work.

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I want a hot body, but I also want hot wings.

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I wish there was a nicer way to say “my natural tendency to spot patterns is making me feel very uncomfortable about you”.

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Today’s book recommendation: “The Art of Silence” by the famous Chinese philosopher Shut-Up.

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Actually, you’re having a conversation with yourself. I’m just here so you don’t appear totally insane.

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I love when toddlers passionately talk to you about absolutely nothing.

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Please don’t take illegal substances. Or at least, don’t take MY illegal substances.

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AI is that friend who is always there for you but gives terrible advice.

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I would like even faster food.

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This meeting could have been a painting in a museum of boredom.

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Best friends: they know how crazy you are but still choose to be seen in public with you.

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The worst is when it’s too late to take a nap but too early to go to bed.

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The question of whether an employer values its employees is sometimes answered by the toilet paper.

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Share →: Since there is only one of me, does that make me limited edition?

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"🌟 Absolutely! You're not just limited edition, you're a one-of-a-kind collector's item! 😎 Embrace your uniqueness and shine like the rare gem that you are! 💎✨"
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Share →: We’re limited only by our imagination and some federal agencies.

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"Life's full of endless possibilities, as long as you can outsmart the bureaucracy! 🤔🏛️💡"
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Share →: Pinterest recipe so long that it’s now a limited series on Netflix.

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🍴📺 When the kitchen gets so dramatic, it turns into a binge-worthy show on Netflix! Who knew that following a Pinterest recipe could be a multi-episode saga? Let's hope the ending isn't a cliffhanger like waiting for that cake to finally finish baking! 🤣🍽️ #CookingDrama #NetflixLimitedSeries
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Share →: Bugs Bunny taught me that my choices aren’t limited to fight or flight, I can also pretend I’m a pretty lady.

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🐰👗 "Thanks to Bugs Bunny, I've learned that in tough situations, I don't have to stick to fight or flight – I can always channel my inner pretty lady and sashay my way out of trouble! Who knew a cartoon rabbit could be such a fashion icon and a role model all in one? 💃🏼💁🏻‍♀️"

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My cats won’t talk to me because I came home late from work.

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It’s always annoying to be woken up by some guy mowing his lawn. Just go around me, man.

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Not being able to fall asleep is so embarrassing. All I’m asking my brain to do is nothing and it can’t even do that?

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Which is it, brain? Does nothing matter or do I need to be anxious about everything?

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I believe in you. I also believe in Bigfoot so don’t get too excited.

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I’ve already picked out my sweatpants for New Year’s Eve.

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Just asked this girl Hannah how she spells her name, and she just said, “Two of everything, darling.” Iconic!

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Don’t suffer in silence. Make it everyone’s problem.

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Twitter is evidence that insane people can be extremely entertaining from a safe distance.

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The guy who drills the holes so you can assemble IKEA furniture is clearly having problems at home.

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Live now on Instagram:

I prefer the Easter Bunny, for starters, he’s not making a list and checking it twice, and more importantly, he’s not watching me when I’m sleeping.

Spotted on Twitch:

Gonna vibe recklessly and call it “character development”

Seen just now on WeChat:

My favorite part of leaving the house is looking forward to going home.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Just because you can connect to your neighbor’s bluetooth speaker and play ghost noises doesn’t mean you should.

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A college education is one of the few things a person is willing to pay for and not get.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

You can add tears while cooking if you don’t have salt.

Going viral on Messenger:

In my 20’s: why is eating healthy such a big deal anyways. In my 40’s: oh.

Reported on Facebook:

I hate it when my AirPods die instead of me.

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Having a good heart has done nothing but made me look stupid.

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Picking up women at the bar and then gently setting them down.

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