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Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

I am at the age where I question throwing away a box because, “It’s a really nice box.”

Someone from 🇦🇷 has shared:

Being gracefully insane is the secret to staying somewhat sane in an insane world.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has downloaded:

Not to brag, but I boiled the right amount of pasta. Once. Five years ago.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

Getting paid to sleep would be such a dream job.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has copied:

My wife trusts me with a joint bank account but when I’m loading the dishwasher she always walks in the kitchen “to get something.”

Someone from 🇨🇭 has viewed:

I want this laziness removed from my body.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

People who quit their jobs before having a backup job lined up ain’t scared of nothing.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has shared:

The same mosquito kept biting me last night. It probably thought it was at a wine tasting.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

Big fan of the comma, just great. Like look, I just made you pause the sentence as you read it. Oh look, I just did it again.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has bookmarked:

If by ‘leg day’ you mean a day that we put your legs on my shoulders, then yes, I love leg day.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

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Updated

Jan 2, 2026

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Shared recently on Threads:

The sweet spot is just enough pain to know you’re alive, but not quite enough to wish you were dead.

Going bananas on Messenger:

People who cook breakfast before going to work are too mature for me.

Trending via YouTube:

Cracking the ice cubes out probably feels so good for the ice tray.

Making waves on Slack:

Traffic is the fault of the guy immediately in front of you.

Going viral on WeChat:

Crossing my fingers one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.

Breaking via Snapchat:

“Never let someone else destroy your stuff when you can destroy it yourself”, every kid I ever.

Just landed via Messenger:

It’s Monday. Please lower your voice and expectations.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

I have never “lit up a room” unless you count arson.

Just landed via Pinterest:

If you’re curious what the priciest item in a store is just bring a kid along because they’ll definitely find then break it.

Live now on Slack:

My husband has entered the “fun socks” years.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

100 shares on Snapchat this month:

I love when someone texts “hey,” like I’m supposed to solve the rest.

85 shares on Instagram this month:

Laxatives help you live up to your full pooptential.

44 shares on Twitch this month:

They should invent a weekend that goes by slowly.

94 shares on Instagram this month:

The thumbs up emoji is a nice way to tell someone not only did you receive their message, you’re also done with the conversation.

47 shares on Messenger this month:

Adulting’s a total scam. Bills, taxes, and a laundry pile that breeds in the dark, were not in the brochure!

39 shares on X this month:

“Too much garlic”? What’s next? Too much love? Too much desire?

81 shares on Facebook this month:

Crazy how every smart person recommends going for walks.

30 shares on Discord this month:

Where do you see yourself five beers from now? What’s your five-beer plan?

42 shares on Instagram this month:

Socialism isn’t wrong because it has compassion. It’s wrong because it doesn’t work.

99 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’ve worn oversized T-shirts so much that I suffocate if I wear one that actually fits.

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Hot Jokes 💥

12 folks are currently checking 👀

The cool thing about ignoring a notification is being surprised to see it over and over again.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Super excited about a brand new week of questioning all my life choices.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Yoda, seeing himself in 4K: HDMI

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Don’t be coming into my house and causing big spikes of cortisol.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

I have no idea how dishwasher tablets work. I’ve already taken five of them, and I still don’t feel like doing the dishes!

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I wish my Fitbit could track all the steps I’ve taken trying to find where I put it.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

The Jaws theme stays on during sex.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Let’s skip the getting-to-know-you phase. Just block me.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Facebook is like a never-ending high school reunion.

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I can now tell the hour of the day by which part of my body needs a heating pad.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,536

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Someone from 🇬🇩 has viewed:

I am such a fun person and so easy to get along with as long as the layout I have secretly imagined for the entire day goes exactly as I planned it without variation or interruption.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has bookmarked:

I don’t want to adult today, I just want to dog. I’ll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has shared:

Pizza crusts go uneaten, but people will devour an entire pan of breadsticks.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

Each day on Twitter, there is one main character. The goal is to never be it.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

Am I just an Untitled Document to you?

Someone from 🇱🇻 has viewed:

It’s a good thing when your therapist sits down with a bucket of popcorn, right?

Someone from 🇱🇸 has bookmarked:

I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has downloaded:

The cold water does not get warmer if you jump late.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has copied:

I just turned on my car’s seat warmer to keep my burrito warm in case you wondered what I was up to.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has viewed:

My wife refuses to hire a housekeeper because she doesn’t want them to see this mess.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Messenger:

I fondly remember my days as a younger man when I didn’t care what the weather was going to do.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Best lie you heard was eat all your food so you can be big and strong. Now look at you. Just big.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Everyone you know is fighting battles you don’t know about, except for my neighbor who just can not shut up about his battles.

Just shared via Messenger:

Basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up, and also really bad at going to sleep.

Seen just now on Discord:

Judging by the hair on my couch, I’m surprised I have any cat left at all.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Dear razor commercials, please stop shaving hairless legs. If you want to impress someone, shave a gorilla.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I don’t know why everyone wants love like in the movies. A movie is only 2 hours.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Don’t let anyone tell you, you can’t do something. Show them you can’t.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Why does it take 5-7 days to refund me when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out?

Just shared via Instagram:

To the people who have only fans, what’s stopping you from upgrading to an air conditioner?

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