Funny limited quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Since there is only one of me, does that make me limited edition?

  Commentary:
  "🌟 Absolutely! You're not just limited edition, you're a one-of-a-kind collector's item! 😎 Embrace your uniqueness and shine like the rare gem that you are! 💎✨"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: We’re limited only by our imagination and some federal agencies.

  Commentary:
  "Life's full of endless possibilities, as long as you can outsmart the bureaucracy! 🤔🏛️💡"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Pinterest recipe so long that it’s now a limited series on Netflix.

  Commentary:
  🍴📺 When the kitchen gets so dramatic, it turns into a binge-worthy show on Netflix! Who knew that following a Pinterest recipe could be a multi-episode saga? Let's hope the ending isn't a cliffhanger like waiting for that cake to finally finish baking! 🤣🍽️ #CookingDrama #NetflixLimitedSeries

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Bugs Bunny taught me that my choices aren’t limited to fight or flight, I can also pretend I’m a pretty lady.

  Commentary:
  🐰👗 "Thanks to Bugs Bunny, I've learned that in tough situations, I don't have to stick to fight or flight – I can always channel my inner pretty lady and sashay my way out of trouble! Who knew a cartoon rabbit could be such a fashion icon and a role model all in one? 💃🏼💁🏻‍♀️"

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