Since there is only one of me, does that make me limited edition?

Since there is only one of me, does that make me limited edition?

Commentary:
“🌟 Absolutely! You’re not just limited edition, you’re a one-of-a-kind collector’s item! 😎 Embrace your uniqueness and shine like the rare gem that you are! 💎✨”

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