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Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

Doggy style is out cat style is in. It’s where I let you touch me until I’m satisfied then ignore you and scratch you if you try and touch me again.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has shared:

To me, essential oils are what drips out of tacos.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has bookmarked:

I keep forgetting i’m at the age where people will tell me they’re pregnant and my reaction is supposed to be positive.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has downloaded:

My bank assures me my money is safe with them, yet they keep their pens chained to desks and most of them are missing.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has downloaded:

Texting my boss to let him know how excited I am for work tomorrow.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has copied:

Babe, wake up, it’s stupid outside!

Someone from 🇩🇿 has bookmarked:

Just a reminder that you’re not allowed to hit your coworkers. Even if they’re stupid. I asked. Twice.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has shared:

The end of Twitter is taking forever. Did Tolkien write this?

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

I know everything is expensive right now, but just remember correcting people’s grammar online is still free.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

My brain has too many tabs open.

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Making waves on Discord:

Warning: This movie contains “Adult Themes” such as interest rates, bad knees, back pain, and excitement about going to bed early.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

If you gain 4 pounds in one weekend, that just means you’re an overachiever.

Live now on Discord:

I see 1000 girls. I know 100 girls. I talk to 10 girls. I love 1 girl. And she doesn’t love me back.

Making waves on Instagram:

Just got sacked from my job at a think tank for thinking about donuts.

Making waves on YouTube:

Blowing over it is also dusting.

Just shared via Reddit:

The class: “You want us to do what?” Super Mario: “Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It’sa easy!”

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I should’ve been an air conditioner because all I do is vent.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

I wish I could throw tomatoes at comments.

Just landed via Reddit:

I either text back right away or never, because I saw your text, replied in my head but forgot to actually type it.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

I’m not good at solving Pi, but I’m really good at eating it.

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Funny limits quotes

Funny limits quotes bring a hilarious twist to the idea of boundaries and restrictions 🤪✨ They remind us that sometimes pushing the edge leads to the best laughs and unexpected wisdom 😂🚀 Whether you’re feeling stuck or just need a chuckle, these witty sayings prove that limits don’t have to be serious—they can be downright entertaining! Ready to break some rules and giggle along? Let’s dive in! 🎉🤣

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5 months ago
Share →: I don’t think human beings were built to know everything going on in the world all the time.

Commentary:
"Trying to stay updated 24/7 on everything is like trying to drink water from a firehose – not recommended for avoiding brain flooding! 🌊🤯 Just remember, ignorance can be bliss sometimes! 😜 #TooMuchInformation"
6 months ago
Share →: My patience is like a gift card, not sure how much is left but lets give it a try.

Commentary:
"Approach with caution, my friend, my patience is like a mystery gift card – you never know when it's about to run out on you! 🕵️‍♂️💳 But hey, they do say curiosity is the spice of life, so let's give it a whirl and see if my patience surprises us both! 🎁😄"
6 months ago
Share →: I never give second chances, just 10 and then goodbye.

Commentary:
"Who knew being a generous soul had a limit of exactly 10 chances? 😂 Seems like this person is running a strict 'chances are limited' program, with an exclusive 10-entry pass only! 🎟️ But hey, at least they're consistent with their exit strategy – '10 and then goodbye!' 🚪👋"
6 months ago
Share →: I like to push myself out of my comfort zone by sometimes sitting on the other end of my sofa.

Commentary:
Stepping out of your comfort zone one couch cushion at a time! 🪑 Sometimes the bravest adventures involve moving a whole 3 feet away from your usual spot. 😄 #SofaJourney #LivingOnTheEdge
6 months ago
Share →: I know my limits. I don’t always obey them, but I know them.

Commentary:
"Who needs limits when you have sheer determination and a sprinkle of rebellious spirit? 💪🚫 Pushing boundaries is an art form after all! 🎨😜"

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇹 has viewed:

If you voted for someone because “he’s not a politician”, then I hope your next colonoscopy is done by a plumber.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

I can’t watch Sex and the City anymore, because I get really upset at how much money these ladies have.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

I’m going spiraling, do you need anything?

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

If you love a friend, let them go. If they come back with coffee, it was meant to be.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has bookmarked:

“You win some. You lose some.” Me, after losing for the millionth time in a row.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has viewed:

If you wake up early enough, you can go back to sleep for a few hours. Not everyone knows this.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

Thinking about stepping down from being an adult, I’m just not in the right headspace for this position right now. I really appreciate the opportunity though.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has viewed:

The quickest way to get your kid to do their homework is to ask them to help with some chores.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has bookmarked:

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to cancel plans.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

Me: This is my favorite. I would like to buy this exact same item of clothing again. The fashion industry: No.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Facebook:

I don’t have time for anything that doesn’t set my soul on fire.

Just landed via TikTok:

Every time I have to leave the house and be around people I remember why I hate having to leave the house and be around people.

Trending via Discord:

Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper “Nobody cares!”

Trending via X:

I have nothing in common with people who “forget to eat”.

Spotted on Instagram:

Traveling long distance without earphones feels like you’re serving a jail term.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Statistically speaking, people don’t object enough at weddings.

Just landed via Threads:

I need a break from me.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Don’t ask me for work advice, I’m just going to tell you to quit your job.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

I don’t know why “you made your bed now lie in it” is a bad thing. It sounds great! I’ll even lie in a bed I didn’t make.

Trending via Messenger:

Just because you can connect to your neighbor’s bluetooth speaker and play ghost noises doesn’t mean you should.

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