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My patience is like a gift card, not sure how much is left but lets give it a try.

My patience is like a gift card, not sure how much is left but lets give it a try.

Commentary:
"Approach with caution, my friend, my patience is like a mystery gift card – you never know when it's about to run out on you! 🕵️‍♂️💳 But hey, they do say curiosity is the spice of life, so let's give it a whirl and see if my patience surprises us both! 🎁😄"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged card, frustration, gift, gift card, give, humor, left, limits, metaphor, much, patience, sure, try, uncertainty on Nov 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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