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Someone from 🇪🇷 has shared:

Oh, you’re extending your sale? Your Black Friday sale that ended on Tuesday? You’re extending it?

Someone from 🇧🇪 has shared:

Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed over their chest because of the belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

That awkward moment when everything is going so perfectly… and then you wake up.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

Me: I have a cut under my fingernail. Universe: Excellent, I will send you an unusually high number of encounters with citrus fruit.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has copied:

Twitter is where the broken, the used, the fighters, and the lovers gather to appreciate the twisted beauty in one another.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

Girls who leave clothing reviews with their height, weight, and size ordered are going to heaven.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has downloaded:

Christmas is coming and you’re not.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

Forget tequila, I’m at the age where you can wake up with a hangover from Netflix.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

People believe that they have brains but maybe that’s just inside their heads.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,283

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Spotted on Slack:

Rule number 1 at a concert: Don’t sing while filming!

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Sometimes I wonder if the plot ever gets tired of being twisted.

Just landed via YouTube:

Took my car to the mechanic because it was making a terrible noise. He removed the Mariah Carey Christmas CD, and now it’s fine.

Going viral on Slack:

Ever since I was little, I always knew I wanted to retire.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Watching true crime documentaries so I can learn from their mistakes.

Making waves on Reddit:

I don’t really do one-night stands, but I will do, like, 3-8 months of a semi-toxic, undefined relationship that wastes my time and ruins my life.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Shutting up is gluten-free. Maybe add that to your diet, princess.

Seen just now on WeChat:

My phone charger is lying in another room. HELP.

Making waves on Instagram:

I used to look for monsters under the bed. Today I know they are behind some people’s fake smiles.

Spotted on Twitch:

Ever since I was young, I wanted to check my email for a verification code.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

95 shares on Messenger this month:

If your name is “Guy”, you have lazy parents.

44 shares on Pinterest this month:

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.

71 shares on Discord this month:

Welcome to downtown where the crosswalk signals are merely suggestions and you hope the puddles are water.

49 shares on Discord this month:

What do you mean I never reach out? I literally thought about you.

51 shares on Instagram this month:

An air mattress is the best way to tell your houseguests not to stay too long.

90 shares on Reddit this month:

Girls only want one thing, and it’s to be photographed candidly on 35mm film.

55 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Meetings are a wonderful way to help your employees take a break from being productive.

32 shares on Instagram this month:

The real anti-aging regimen is retaining your childlike wonder and whimsy.

40 shares on YouTube this month:

Guilty pleasure? Why would I ever feel guilty about pleasure.

81 shares on Telegram this month:

Just seen the cost of funerals and no wonder people are living longer.

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Hot Jokes 💥

10 folks are currently checking 👀

All these deadlines, but it’s you I want to meet.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

GTA6 should have streams and wetlands so we can work to conserve and restore them.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Called in, “If we’re living in a simulation, just simulate that I’m in the office today.”

15 folks are currently checking 👀

I made coffee and carried it to the couch. I’ve done everything I had planned for this Sunday.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

This coffee isn’t working. Think I need holy water.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

First date idea: you transfer me all your crypto.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

If you want to experience hunger, go and live with a wealthy person or family.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Pool rules: You’re not allowed to do anything that begins with the words ‘Hey everyone watch this!’

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Blocking me is like blocking the sun, the moon and the stars.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Hardest part of beekeeping is thinking of all the names.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,427

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇪 has shared:

I don’t need a fancy watch to tell me I’m not fit one bit.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has shared:

Breaking News: No matter how close you are with your colleagues, never discuss your personal matters at work. Neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

Easy there, unsaved number.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has bookmarked:

Shit posting is cheaper than therapy.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has bookmarked:

I hate it when I do the math about where my money went, and it all adds up. No one robbed me; I didn’t lose it. It was really all me.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has viewed:

Why can’t my fat leave me like everything else does?

Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

And to think I survived a global pandemic for this.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has downloaded:

Set my sex robot to boyfriend mode and now it’s liking other girls’ pictures on Insta.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has copied:

Threatening my husband with tariffs every time he tries to make me watch sports on TV.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

This pillow isn’t going to scream into itself.

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on Pinterest:

If you think someone has put a spell on you, send me $500 and I’ll get rid of it.

Trending via TikTok:

I lied, there’s no sex. I just needed help getting out of my skinny jeans.

Going bananas on Reddit:

Shoutout to video games, man. I love having a reason to live.

Just shared via Threads:

Toilets are not a crime scene, traces may be removed!

Spotted on Threads:

Could a mosquito drink blood out of a cup or something or are they legally required to Capri Sun my legs all summer?

Making waves on YouTube:

One of my favorite parts of grocery shopping is when somebody else does it for me.

Making waves on Telegram:

People say “I would never,” then here they come nevering like they never nevered before.

Trending via Pinterest:

My coffee and I used to be hot. Now, we’re just bitter.

Breaking via Slack:

Of course I wrote a grocery list. I carefully wrote it all down and then didn’t bring it with me, like my mother and her mother before her.

Trending via LinkedIn:

My lawyer dropped his briefcase and nunchuks fell out.

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