I don’t push people away, I just do the Macarena.

I don’t push people away, I just do the Macarena.

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“I don’t push people away, I just spontaneously break into the Macarena 💃🕺. It’s my signature move for social distancing with style! Who needs personal space when you’ve got dance moves like this? 😄 #MacarenaMagic”

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