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"I don't push people away, I just spontaneously break into the Macarena 💃🕺. It's my signature move for social distancing with style! Who needs personal space when you've got dance moves like this? 😄 #MacarenaMagic"

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78 shares on Messenger this month:

If I’m gonna jingle your bells, I’m definitely gonna jingle them all the way.

38 shares on Discord this month:

If you’re going to stare all night and not say hello, do you mind taking your fingers and squishing my head from across the room?

43 shares on Instagram this month:

This too shall pass. It might pass like a kidney stone. But it will pass.

48 shares on Pinterest this month:

I hate that I present as an independent woman who doesn’t need any help. It’s a facade. Help me.

67 shares on Slack this month:

I don’t even want to talk about the things I had to do to that elf to get back on the nice list.

18 shares on X this month:

I prayed and accidentally mixed up God and Lord and said Gord. So embarrassing.

81 shares on Messenger this month:

Yesterday, my boss asked me what I did for a living.

46 shares on TikTok this month:

An eye exam where the optometrist makes you read a menu under dim lights.

83 shares on X this month:

Hey, man, we’re worshiping a false god later. If you wanna pull up.

26 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I absolutely hate being woken from a nap. There were other treadmills in the gym that dude could have used.

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I’m bringing back “hold your horses” and nobody can stop me.

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When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomachs?

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I know you miss me. The tarot lady on TikTok just told me.

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Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream.

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It’s been a pleasure miscommunicating with you.

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Airports should have tattoo parlors for those of us with long layovers and poor impulse control.

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And is this “year-end bonus” in the room with us right now?

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If you add orange juice to Jason Momoa, you get a Jason Mimosa.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I hate the sounds you make when you chew.

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My life plans are fading like Marty McFly’s family photo.

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You can be under 25, just don’t do it around me.

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The retirement age needs to be lowered to 40, I’ve had enough.

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Imagine marrying an old man for money and you die first.

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Sex so good, my left hand is making my right hand a sandwich.

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Does anyone know if it’s possible to buy the transcripts of audiobooks? Thanks!

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Oh, him? He’s my insignificant other.

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Unfortunately for everyone, I will keep doing whatever I want.

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I’m capable of doing a lot of things but listening to people chew their food is not one of them.

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Adding geologist to my resume after hitting rock bottom.

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I believe in annoyed at first sight.

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I don’t push people away, I just do the Macarena.

This year felt like being awake during surgery.

I’d like to have a word with the groundhog before he starts working this year.

When you decorate your whole house for Christmas, what you’re really saying is “I’m not going to dust for at least a month.”

Everyone’s all up in arms about how undemocratic the electoral college is and yet we let our weather be decided by a single unelected groundhog.

I lied, there’s no sex. I just need you to change the batteries in my smoke detectors.

Absolute worst time of year to have a secret family. Hands down.

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I don’t push people away, I just do the Macarena.

Keep the laugh going 😂

This year felt like being awake during surgery.

I’d like to have a word with the groundhog before he starts working this year.

When you decorate your whole house for Christmas, what you’re really saying is “I’m not going to dust for at least a month.”

Everyone’s all up in arms about how undemocratic the electoral college is and yet we let our weather be decided by a single unelected groundhog.

I lied, there’s no sex. I just need you to change the batteries in my smoke detectors.

Absolute worst time of year to have a secret family. Hands down.

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