Funny Mario quotes

• If white men can’t jump, how do you explain Super Mario?

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• Mario Kart turned out to be the best training for winter driving.

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• You look like you suck at Mario Kart.

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• The class: “You want us to do what?” Super Mario: “Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It’sa easy!”

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• Dua Lipa is a fantastic singer AND Mario’s advice to Luigi when he wants to get on a slightly higher platform.

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  1 month ago

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• Mario Kart gave me unrealistic expectations of how banana peels affect traffic.

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  1 month ago

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• I feel like Mario has more raw prowess, but Luigi is probably the more sensual lover.

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  2 months ago

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