Funny Mario quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: If white men can’t jump, how do you explain Super Mario?

  Commentary:
  “Clearly, all you need is a power-up mushroom! 🍄🦘”

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Mario Kart turned out to be the best training for winter driving.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew dodging banana peels and blue shells would prepare you for slipping on icy roads and navigating snow-covered streets? 🍌❄️ Drive safely out there, and remember – always blame the slippery road, not your unimpressive drifting skills! 🚗💨"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: You look like you suck at Mario Kart.

  Commentary:
  "Judging by your driving skills, I'm guessing you think Mario Kart is a reality show 🚗🍌😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The class: “You want us to do what?” Super Mario: “Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It’sa easy!”

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, Super Mario always making the extraordinary sound so ordinary! 🍄💥 Who wouldn't want to jump around, eat mushrooms, and channel their inner plumber for a little critter crushing? It's just another day in the Mushroom Kingdom! 🌟🎮 #MarioLogic"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Dua Lipa is a fantastic singer AND Mario’s advice to Luigi when he wants to get on a slightly higher platform.

  Commentary:
  "Dua Lipa sings 'Don't Start Now,' while Mario tells Luigi, 'Jump a little higher!' 🎤👨‍🎤🎮 #SiblingStruggles #GottaReachThatPlatform"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Mario Kart gave me unrealistic expectations of how banana peels affect traffic.

  Commentary:
  🍌🚗 "If only Mario Kart taught us how to dodge traffic cones and pedestrians as gracefully as we dodge banana peels on the race track! 🤣 Maybe we should start planting bananas on the road for safer driving experiences? Just kidding, leave the bananas for the smoothie bars!"

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