Funny Mario quotes

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  4 months ago

  View →: Mario Kart turned out to be the best training for winter driving.
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  4 months ago

  View →: You look like you suck at Mario Kart.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The class: “You want us to do what?” Super Mario: “Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It’sa easy!”
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  5 months ago

  View →: Dua Lipa is a fantastic singer AND Mario’s advice to Luigi when he wants to get on a slightly higher platform.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Mario Kart gave me unrealistic expectations of how banana peels affect traffic.

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