If white men canβt jump, how do you explain Super Mario? Posted onMar 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:βClearly, all you need is a power-up mushroom! ππ¦β Related funny posts π€ The class: “You want us to do what?” Super Mario: “Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It’sa easy!” Maturing is realizing youβre not stable enough to do mushrooms. I like when games that have no need for a jump button have a jump button. You look like you suck at Mario Kart. Just blocked someone for correcting my spelling and it feelded great.