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He took my last fry, your honor.

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Keep scrolling, I’ve got nothing.

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My day starts backwards, I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake.

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Curly fries are my favorite as they’re salty and spiraling, like me.

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I can now tell the hour of the day by which part of my body needs a heating pad.

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Good morning to everyone who doesn’t get on my nerves.

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Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.

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Where do you see yourself five beers from now? What’s your five-beer plan?

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Your 20s are for trying soup, making new soups, and discussing soup or soup related topics.

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I took the road less traveled. Where am I?

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Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Moose would have been a better name for a cow.

Trending via Pinterest:

I like when I walk with people and they note that I’m a fast walker. We’re in a race. We’re in a race and you’re losing actually.

Trending via TikTok:

Wild that we could have been foraging for berries and dying off at 33, but we chose this nonsense instead.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Acceptance truly begins when you ask Alexa to play classic rock and she plays a song that came out when you were in high school.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Sometimes my toddler throws stuff on the floor and then shouts “OH NO” and that’s kind of like what politicians do.

Shared recently on Slack:

I bet my calculator app wrapped would be pretty shameful.

Going bananas on Threads:

I’m no expert, but I don’t think the United Kingdom is very united.

Breaking via Telegram:

The theory that two stacked beds can’t be converted into two regular beds has been debunked.

Spotted on Reddit:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here making love.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Group projects taught me how to do everything alone and trust no one.

Funny max quotes

Funny max quotes bring the perfect dose of laughter 😂 and wit 💡 to brighten your day! Whether you’re feeling cheeky or just need a quick smile 😊, these clever lines pack a punch 💥 of humor that’s impossible to resist. Ready to max out your fun meter? Let’s dive into some hilarious vibes that’ll keep you chuckling nonstop! 🎉🤣

New funny max quotes 👇

I forgot to get milk, so Santa has a cup of Pepsi Max.

3 weeks ago

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Why are those Mad Max guys always driving around, it’s not like there’s anywhere to go?

3 weeks ago

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“Full-time” should be 20 hours max, man. This is ridiculous. I’ve got other stuff to do.

3 weeks ago

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Why do boys never buy the Pro Max iPhones? I swear it’s only girls with big phones.

1 month ago

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It’s amazing how so many people can rave about Star Wars or Star Trek and at the same time make sure that the only realistic future prospect is Mad Max.

1 month ago

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There should be a Mad Max movie that reveals the world outside Australia has actually remained pretty normal.

1 month ago

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I’m not accepting the bare minimum; I need you to shake it to the max.

1 month ago

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People who get 0-5 likes at max and still tweet all the time… What’s your secret?

1 month ago

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Social Media Stars ⭐

13 shares on Messenger this month:

Why do parents bust in your room like they trying to catch you cheating on them with another pair of parents or something?

16 shares on Instagram this month:

Why would I get married when it’s a well-known fact that only 50% of all marriages end in divorce?

12 shares on Slack this month:

What age will I grow out of not answering the door when I’m home and sneaking around the house to find out who’s knocking?

29 shares on WhatsApp this month:

“Fox Mulder” is an aggressively sexy name.

61 shares on Messenger this month:

Not having to bring my backpack to the last day of elementary school was the last time I truly felt free.

86 shares on Instagram this month:

The best part of Thanksgiving is being with family and friends, and a vast array of pies.

51 shares on X this month:

I’m cold! That’s not goose bumps anymore, that’s woodchip wallpaper.

49 shares on Pinterest this month:

“You let your cat on the bed?” I would put her on my life insurance.

21 shares on Discord this month:

Parents may forget many things, but they never forget who brought the noisy toys into the house.

54 shares on WeChat this month:

I literally never want to be the bigger person again. We can both go to hell.

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Me: This show is really boring. Boss: Again, this a zoom conference.

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If you think someone has put a spell on you, send me $500 and I’ll get rid of it.

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When people suck the life out of you, they should take some fat too.

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Dates are weird, like, okay I guess I’ll dress up for my romantic interview.

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My muffin top has become a full blown birthday cake.

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My real introduction to classical music came from watching Tom & Jerry cartoons as a kid. Also how I got into sadism.

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“Left alone” would have been the right answer as a child to the question of what I wanted to be when I grew up.

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If I don’t text you saying Happy New Year, we still gang, I’m just lazy.

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And then there are those dates after which you think: “Have I really shaved my legs for this?”

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Me: Please let me sleep! Brain: Nope, we have to stay up together and go over every bad life decision we have made so far.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇹 has downloaded:

That “so we done?” be saving the relationship every time.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

My body is a vessel for various dips.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has viewed:

The adult version of “head, shoulders, knees and toes” is “wallet, glasses, keys and phone.”

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

I lied. There’s no sex. Can you help me put this fitted sheet on my mattress?

Someone from 🇲🇿 has shared:

Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It’s like Facebook in real life.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

Chores give kids a sense of responsibility while teaching relevant life skills such as procrastination.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has downloaded:

Being too stressed isn’t good for the baby. I’m not pregnant though, it’s just that I’m the baby.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

I don’t think you all understand. If Taylor Swift didn’t have a private jet, she’d be Taylor Slow.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

Made my last mortgage payment. Yay! I still owe a lot, I’m just not paying anymore.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has copied:

People aren’t so bad if you stay indoors and don’t talk to them.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Threads:

The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Good things happen when you smile or when you’re naked.

Just shared via Telegram:

I’m always in a rush to go home, and do absolutely nothing.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

My favorite part of socializing is when it’s over.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I finally got 8 hours of sleep. Took me four days, but whatever.

Just landed via Slack:

Not gonna lie, the age I’m turning this year sounds a little serious, and I don’t like it.

Trending via Messenger:

It’s not too early to go to sleep. Too early only applies to waking up.

Making waves on Twitch:

McDonald’s needs a 3rd window so you can trade in all the wrong stuff they gave you.

Trending via Discord:

Due to personal reasons, I will be screaming into a pillow.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Life is pretty much just a series of awkward and embarrassing moments, separated by snacks.

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