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Today is one of those days where I have to remind myself that you’re not allowed to strangle people.

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When you turn 50, they change the lightbulb in your fridge to that memory eraser from Men in Black.

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Scams used to be like “free money!” and now they’re like “hello, we have a job for you”, which seems to be a bad sign.

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Napping is the best activity for weight loss, because I can’t eat anything when I’m asleep!

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I don’t need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry!

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Okay, fall, I see you showing a lil’ leg.

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I wish I was a cat, because the fatter you are, the more people like you.