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If you show her you care, she will keep you as a spare.

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When exactly does wisdom kick in? I feel like I’m just getting older.

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We should all start texting each other like old time explorers. ‘Dearest friend, I have survived another week. The horrors persist.’

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Weekends are a scam. You spend one day exhausted and the other anxious… like, what was that?

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I be like, “Awwwww cows,” and then go and eat two double cheeseburgers, lol.

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My grandmother is a shining example of how you can live until 90 years of age, sustained by nothing but spite and biscuits.

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You can talk about any topic for 30 mins if you’re a confident liar.

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In a parallel universe, Mariah Carey is doing her shopping and is sick of hearing me on every store’s speaker system.

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People at the library need to learn how to be quiet. Some of us are trying to beatbox over here.

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Remember when we had to smack the TV cause it wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about too many people.

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Aside from cocaine, has anyone figured out what that little pocket on your jeans is for?

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Celebrating President’s Day by not doing anything I promised I would.

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I don’t care for the term drug mule, why can’t it be a drug unicorn.

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Proudly doing my part to cause the male loneliness epidemic.

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Thank you, Facebook memories, for constantly reminding me of the shitty taste in men I had for the majority of my life.

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My car spider built a web across my steering wheel and now I can’t go anywhere.

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Vaping: When you feel like smoking but don’t want to look cool.

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Welcome to adulthood: you’re not dying, it’s just Thursday.

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Science can’t explain it, but some hairs can grow up to a quarter inch overnight. Never in a good spot though.

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Putting a blanket over my boss so he thinks it’s night time and goes to sleep.

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Funny missed opportunity quotes 😂 are the perfect way to laugh at life’s little slip-ups and “almosts” 🎯. Whether you missed the bus or that once-in-a-lifetime chance, these witty lines turn regrets into giggles 🤪. Embrace the humor in missed moments and remind yourself that sometimes, the best stories come from what didn’t quite happen! 🚀✨

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To anybody who thinks being self-employed means you don’t have to work for a boss you hate, I have terrible news.

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I miss having that butterfly feeling. People give me roach vibes at this point.

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It’s like my wish isn’t even your command anymore…

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I don’t need therapy, I need a bagel with cream cheese.

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Probably the worst thing about pyramid schemes is how they make you advertise to all your friends and family that you are part of a pyramid scheme.

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You call it nagging, I call it ‘listen to what I said the first time!’

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Imagine applying for a job, then not picking up calls from random numbers.

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I’m still annoyed that you can catch Covid more than once. I can’t explain why, but it feels kind of rude.

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Sitting next to you on an empty train and clicking my stopwatch every time you turn a page in your book.

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The meteorologist who devised the wind chill factor has died. He was 86, but he felt like 75.

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Going viral on Reddit:

Me: This is a hard escape room. Manager: You’re at work.

Live now on Discord:

Friends with benefits but the benefits are you getting me an internship with your father’s network.

Just landed via Pinterest:

He probably follows so many women because he believes in elevating their voices.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

When you’re dead, you don’t know that you’re dead. But it’s hard for those around you. It’s the same when you’re stupid.

Just shared via Instagram:

“Don’t shoot your gun at the hurricane” the government says. I’ll do my own research, thanks.

Making waves on Threads:

Every year, just in time for Christmas, when it’s freezing cold, the Coca Cola truck shows up. Now, in this freaking heat, it’s nowhere to be seen.

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And is the financial stability in the room with us right now?

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Cheers to all who skipped that one dish at Thanksgiving because you just didn’t trust the person who brought it.

Just landed via YouTube:

I want to sleep but my brain won’t stop talking to itself.

Reported on TikTok:

This meeting could have been a push down the stairs.

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