Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

I’ve already picked out my sweatpants for New Year’s Eve.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

If the zombie apocalypse happens we’re double screwed because there are millions on record as having no brain.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has bookmarked:

Kinda sucks that I actually own a skeleton but don’t get to show anyone until I die.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has downloaded:

One day my sanity went out for smokes and never came back.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has shared:

In your 20s, there will be an evil narcissist demon disguised as the man of your dreams. It’s important that you run from that loser before he steals your light.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has downloaded:

People who ask “Can I call you” are so sweet. Like, obviously you cannot, but so sweet.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has viewed:

When a girl is done with you, she talks to you like she’s in HR or something.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has copied:

As a student, the most comforting words you’ll ever hear are “I haven’t started either.”

Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

Know what goes good with beer? Another one.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has copied:

Blowing kisses to my coworkers so that nobody talks to me today.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

calculating…

Funny Quotes Total

15,753

Funny Quotes Topics

17,766

Funny Quotes Images

15,753

Feb 3, 2026

3,680

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Messenger:

You can put refrigerator magnets on your car, too. There are no rules.

Just shared via WeChat:

Why am I scrolling? What am I searching for?

Spotted on Reddit:

Every outdoor cat should be given a little cowboy hat and a gun.

Shared recently on Threads:

Day 12 without chocolate: Lost all hearing in my left eye.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

God’s plan for me does not involve LinkedIn at all.

Spotted on Threads:

Why read the room when you can leave the room?

Spotted on Reddit:

That awkward moment your mom is doing the dishes and you slowly put your dish in the sink.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

I don’t assume anything except the fetal position.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I love sleeping so much that it is the first thing I think about when I wake up.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

The good news: once you get a PhD, friends and family will refer to you as doctor. The bad news: They will only do it when you’re wrong.

Funny missed opportunity quotes

Funny missed opportunity quotes 😂 are the perfect way to laugh at life’s little slip-ups and “almosts” 🎯. Whether you missed the bus or that once-in-a-lifetime chance, these witty lines turn regrets into giggles 🤪. Embrace the humor in missed moments and remind yourself that sometimes, the best stories come from what didn’t quite happen! 🚀✨

New funny missed opportunity quotes 👇

Is there a word for FOMO but it’s already happened and you didn’t know about it when it was happening?

3 weeks ago

anxiety, FOMO, happening, hindsight, humor, know, missed, missed opportunity, opportunity, regret, slang, social, social anxiety, word
You miss 100% of the gossip from the phone calls you don’t answer.

4 weeks ago

answer, call, calls, communication, gossip, humor, interaction, miss, missed, missed opportunity, opportunity, phone, phone call, social, social interaction
Life is just a sequence of missed opportunities.

4 weeks ago

humor, irony, just, life, missed, missed opportunity, opportunity, reflection, sequence

All funny missed opportunity quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

Random Funny Quotes

Social Media Stars ⭐

84 shares on X this month:

If you ever go backpacking in the wilderness, be sure to wear corduroy pants, so you can start a fire if needed.

83 shares on TikTok this month:

If I were lost and all I had was a compass, I would still be lost.

58 shares on Telegram this month:

Honestly, I don’t think I have any more new passwords left in me. You wanna steal my identity? Go ahead, I hope you enjoy debt and terrible posture.

49 shares on Reddit this month:

Peak delusion is believing that a paragraph will make someone treat you better.

27 shares on Twitch this month:

They should invent someone who holds me.

59 shares on TikTok this month:

Never forget that, just a couple of years ago, people were justifying paying $20,000 for a JPEG of an ape.

56 shares on Pinterest this month:

Hey girl, are you an extraterrestrial? ’Cause your husband’s out here acting like you don’t exist.

60 shares on Instagram this month:

I love when someone texts “hey,” like I’m supposed to solve the rest.

93 shares on Telegram this month:

We’ve had far more storms since we started naming them. We’re giving them the attention they crave. Just call it needy wind.

48 shares on X this month:

The lion doesn’t concern himself with much of anything these days.

Trending Topics 📁

Hot Jokes 💥

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Unless I ask, I genuinely don’t care to hear other people’s opinions on my life. It’s almost a pet peeve, really.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Maybe the four horsemen of the apocalypse are Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, and TikTok.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

What if we kissed while watching the decay of our society?

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Being a sleepy girl with a busy life is so hard.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

I once made the irresponsible decision to drink and drive and now I have to live the rest of my days with a coffee stain on my favorite sweater.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Putting mental health before my education is a good idea until it affects my education, which affects my mental health, which affects my education.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

I’ve been in a bad mood since like 2010.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

I feel like I should give my air conditioner a plaque for employee of the month.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

If McDonald’s sold hot dogs, would you be able to, with a straight face, order a McWiener and tell them to supersize it?

18 folks are currently checking 👀

If I’m not spoken to, my morning grumpiness goes almost unnoticed.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

calculating…

Funny Quotes Total

15,753

Funny Quotes Topics

17,766

Funny Quotes Images

15,753

Updated

Feb 3, 2026

Users Online

3,756

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

If I ever go missing, promise me that you won’t put my weight on the poster.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

Therapists are like, “You don’t owe anyone anything. Except me. You owe me 250 dollars for this session.”

Someone from 🇧🇬 has viewed:

Sorry, I just saw your text from last night. Are you guys still at the restaurant?

Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

The season is back when women are 80% scarf.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has shared:

That stupid look on my face is my face.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

They should invent a day where you aren’t tired.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

A real smart TV would increase the volume when you started eating chips.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has bookmarked:

Seriously? I came out of hibernation for this?

Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

I am not old. I am in the prime of my decay.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

Hardest part of beekeeping is thinking of all the names.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Telegram:

The ‘b’ in ‘subtle’ totally is.

Breaking via Slack:

Lovingly looking at my dog knowing I’m about to ruin her day with a bath.

Making waves on X:

There’s never a good place to clip your toenails at the library.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

If I could do it all over again, I would ruin my life differently. I have new ideas.

Going viral on Messenger:

Every time I want to use a big word that I just know the meaning of, I Google it first, just in case.

Breaking via Slack:

I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Bruschetta is 80% delicious and 20% mess.

Going viral on Telegram:

My greatest aspiration is to one day solve a murder on a train.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Know what goes good with beer? Another one.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Reading a book and coming across a character’s name that you don’t know how to pronounce, so for the rest of the book, every time you see it, your brain just goes ‘skdjfkskakfk.’

© 2026. All rights reserved.

Made with ❤️ in Sydney ☀️🌴