You miss 100% of the gossip from the phone calls you don’t answer. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Is this why my voicemail has been renamed to 'Missed Drama Collection'? 😂📞💬 Related funny posts 🤝 I tell it like it is: Sometimes I watch the calls on my cell phone and just wait for it to stop ringing. Ouija boards are like unannounced phone calls for ghosts. Let’s tell the truth cell phone. I don’t have six missed calls. I have six ignored calls. Who called it a Cybertruck and not a Deplorean? We used to have “spring, summer, fall, winter”. Today we have “drama, drama, drama, drama”.