Funny missionary quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like we've got a covert operation on our hands – Operation: Heart Eyes! 🕵️‍♂️💌 Keep your enemies close and your co-workers closer, especially the hearts-for-eyes types! 😂💔 #SpyGames"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My apologies to your congregation. I totally misunderstood when you asked for missionary volunteers.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone thought they were signing up for a trip to Africa, but ended up at Sunday service instead! 😇🌍 #MissionaryMisadventures"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The last time I said I wanted to try missionary, she sent me to a remote village in Africa.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone misunderstood the assignment! 🌍😆 Maybe they were looking for a spiritual experience of a different kind…or maybe just a cozy night in bed? Either way, talk about a communication breakdown! #LostInTranslation

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