Missionary, so we can discuss how 15 min can save us 15% or more on car insurance. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like a divine intervention for my driving record! πππ Related funny posts π€ Cocaine is God’s way of telling you that you make too much money. Me, at the intervention: βAh look, all the reasons I drink gathered in one place.β I was in Paris with a boyfriend once and he lit a candle in Notre Dame in order to ask God to raise the price of Bitcoin. If your problem can’t be fixed by coffee, tequila or sex then I’m out of advice. Not a religious man but I do say a short prayer whenever I open a gas station restroom door.