Funny modern dating quotes

Funny modern dating quotes bring all the LOLs and relatable moments we need in today’s swipe-right world 😂💔 From awkward first dates to ghosting mysteries 👻, these witty gems capture the chaos and charm of finding love in the digital age 📱💕 Get ready to smile, cringe, and maybe even share a few with your fellow dating survivors! #DatingLife #Relatable #LoveAndLaughs

Dating now is basically choosing which red flag you’re willing to tolerate.

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Ah, modern dating – where we play a game of 'spot the red flag' and hope for the best 🚩🤔 It's like choosing between a bouquet of red flags, hoping for a rose amongst the thorns! 🌹😂 Remember, sometimes the red flags are just waving at you, not warning you! 🚩🚩🚩 #DatingDilemmas

We seriously need to bring back courting. What the hell is ‘wyd tonight?’ Arrive on a horse and bring flowers like a man.

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Why text 'wyd tonight' when you could gallop into my life medieval-style? 🏇💐😂

Nudes are outdated. Send me a video of you reading out loud so I know you’re not dumb.

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Who knew literacy could be the ultimate seduction technique? 📚😂

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Funny modern dating quotes

Dating now is basically choosing which red flag you’re willing to tolerate.

We seriously need to bring back courting. What the hell is ‘wyd tonight?’ Arrive on a horse and bring flowers like a man.

Nudes are outdated. Send me a video of you reading out loud so I know you’re not dumb.