Nudes are outdated. Send me a video of you reading out loud so I know youβre not dumb. Posted onMay 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Who knew literacy could be the ultimate seduction technique? ππ Related funny posts π€ Nudes are played out. Send me a video of you reading out loud so I know you’re not dumb. Not to be dramatic, but learning how to read has ruined my life. Itβs so funny when someone writes a song to try to get someone to have sex with them. Thatβs what a bird would do! A little mystery is the sweetest seduction. Feeling like Floyd in this May weather (illiterate and violent).