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Someone from 🇹🇹 has shared:

The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

It’s always a huge relief when I’m reading a list of symptoms of a deadly disease, and it says unexplained weight loss.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has downloaded:

I always like to remember the time before the internet. It was so good not to know how cruel and stupid humanity really is.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

Being an adult feels like, “If I can just get through this week, I’ll be okay,” but it’s every damn week.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

If I was lying down and someone came up and gave me tons of kisses and smooshed my face, I’d love it. I don’t know what my cat’s problem is.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has shared:

“I’m so grateful that so many things are none of my business.”

Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

The one thing I’ve never had in my car’s glove box is a pair of gloves.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

Getting a boner because the Lego instructions are telling me what to do.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

People pleasers aren’t kind. They’re afraid.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

Waiting until 4:59 p.m. on Fridays to send an email, because any response is Monday’s problem.

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Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store.

Just shared via Twitch:

Standing like a flamingo at my kitchen counter eating watermelon is such a vibe.

Just shared via Threads:

Been telling everyone, “It’s been a good year for horses.” No idea whether that’s true or not, but they keep nodding like it makes a lot of sense.

Spotted on Instagram:

Thanks to AI, some of us went from being told by our parents not to trust the internet to having to tell our parents not to trust the internet.

Shared recently on Reddit:

I respect the moon because it controls three of our most precious entities: oceans, wolves & women.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

If you have to remind them to give a shit, remind yourself not to.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Why does tiredness on the couch not follow me to the bed?

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

I take issue with furniture that deliberately moves 1 inch when you’re in a rush to get by.

Spotted on Twitch:

Unfortunately, you have to almost worship the ground I walk on for me to believe you’re into me.

Trending via LinkedIn:

There’s no reason my stomach should be growling, I just gave it some iced coffee.

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84 shares on Threads this month:

Single bells, single bells, single all the way. Oh, what fun it is to watch those couples fight all day, yay!

68 shares on YouTube this month:

I don’t need a fancy watch to tell me I’m not fit one bit.

13 shares on Instagram this month:

We’re all in the billionaire submarine now.

56 shares on Messenger this month:

You should be allowed to leave work early if you miss your wife enough.

33 shares on WeChat this month:

I was going to buy my wife a car for Christmas but then I remembered I don’t live in a commercial.

99 shares on X this month:

Imagine hating me and I’m just here trying to push a door that says pull.

32 shares on Pinterest this month:

Since I stopped texting first, I haven’t heard from a lot of people in a while.

18 shares on TikTok this month:

When you’re talking to someone and you can tell they’re trying out a new word.

11 shares on Discord this month:

I’m heading to the beach without a beach body.

59 shares on X this month:

I knew the date was going well when we shared a glass of gravy with two straws.

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A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.

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Cheating on a partner should affect your credit score.

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For my future, I wish for another planet and a ticket to get there.

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Don’t talk to me unless you are a ham sandwich.

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I miss my bed. Why does it have to be so far from where I work?

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You better be kissing the screen when I send pics.

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Fellas, be sure to never ask a lady any questions on a date. This makes them feel interrogated. Strong declarative statements only.

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Architects should try and design a house with no yelling.

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I really don’t get enough praise for someone who doesn’t need validation from others.

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Serious replies to silly posts are now illegal. Go talk to your wife.

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Updated

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Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

Having sex with the same person gets freakier and nastier each time.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

There is always enough for the needy, there is never enough for the greedy.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has shared:

I’m pretty sure my husband’s favorite sound is the oven range fan turning on when I start making dinner.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has viewed:

The real flex is becoming the woman he cannot run back to.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has downloaded:

I have no idea how people meet at the gym. I turn into a disgusting, angry swamp witch every time I exercise.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

November moving quicker than two lesbians who met three days ago.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

Welcome to your 40’s. You now have a favorite vegetable peeler.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has bookmarked:

Drugs don’t ruin lives. Drug tests do.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has bookmarked:

You look like something I drew with my left hand.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has bookmarked:

Facing my uncle’s dreaded lightning bolt attack at the Thanksgiving dinner table.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Threads:

Having a crush should be considered a form of self-harm.

Trending via TikTok:

Everyone deserves a day to lie in bed naked and be anti-social. Just sayin’.

Going viral on Twitch:

So I just keep making dinner? Every night of my life? For forever?

Just landed via YouTube:

Pouring an ice-cold glass of anxiety.

Going viral on Slack:

One day you’re hip and cool, and then out of nowhere you say things like hip and cool.

Just shared via Telegram:

I’d rather lose you than the argument.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Being a serial killer is much like being a comedian, in that you either hit it big and get your own Netflix special, or you spend eternity popping up on shitty podcasts.

Just shared via Instagram:

Every time I do something stupid, my dad stares at my mom like he wants a refund.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Straighten your back and drink some water, you dehydrated banana.

Just landed via Twitch:

I switched from coffee to orange juice and told my doctor I felt better. He said it’s the vitamin C and natural sugars, but I think it’s the vodka.

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