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Witty text about grocery shopping and credit scores, playful and humorous in tone.

Buying groceries with no food stamps should boost your credit score.

Commentary:
When the credit card company sees me at the checkout line, they should start playing the Rocky theme song! 🥦💳🥊

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged boost, buying, credit, credit score, debt, finance, food, food stamp, grocery, humor, management, money, money management, score, shopping, should, stamp on May 28, 2026 by slickboy.

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