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I hate porn that starts off with sex. I need to know why they have sex.

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What would you do if you were in my situation right now? The situation being that I’m drunk.

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Spending 5 minutes looking up every word I want to use in a sentence to make sure I can define it in case they ask.

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To anybody I hurt this year, I just wanna say you deserve it. Stop playing with me.

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I love when dudes are named Guy. Like, yeah. Exactly.

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More foods should have boats, why should gravy have all the fun?

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The void screams into me.

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I always wait 3 minutes after each post for the applause to die down.

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I’m not super into getting older but I do like how nobody asks me to help them move anymore.

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What’s said in the blanket fort, stays in the blanket fort.

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Make it a habit to cry and act unhinged at meetings so you’re never invited back.

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Childbirth seems like an awful lot of work for an already saturated market.

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Twitter is the only place where well-articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say “I like pancakes,” and somebody will say, “So you hate waffles?”

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Saturday nights are for watching zombie shows and dreaming about the apocalypse.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I wonder what the part of my brain that used to store people’s phone numbers is doing now.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I wonder if babies know that we are more terrified of them than they are of us.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Americans can choose from over 1,000 breakfast cereals but only two presidential candidates?

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I like to minimize the disappointment by being myself right from the start.

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I don’t wanna brag, but my posts are unpopular on all continents.

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My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they’re braver than me.

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If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.

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He was clicking his pen 137 times a minute, Your Honor.

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I can admit that I am intrigued by people weirder than I am.

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Weirdos gonna weird.

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We are all just prisoners here of our phone device.

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There’s never a good place to clip your toenails at the library.

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Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.

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When you thought something would be easy peasy lemon squeezy, but it’s actually been stressy, depressy, lemon zesty.

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The real threat to Democracy is the Bureaucracy.

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Why is everyone so chill about parrots being able to talk? That’s a whole animal. Talking.

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Roses are red. Blue got me thinking. I reckon it’s time for some excessive day drinking…

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Blink if you want me!

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I’m going to be a printer today and just not work.

Trending via Slack:

When I take a shower I’m: 5% cleaning myself, 10% singing, 85% making life changing decisions.

Just shared via Threads:

Date idea: you hold my hand while I call the dentist and you tell me I’m so brave.

Reported on Telegram:

I’m only grumpy when I’m awake.

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Friendly reminder that double negatives are a big no-no.

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In the 90s, you could tell who won the rap battle by who was still alive.

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Nothing brings neighbors together like a few cops cars in front of another neighbor’s house that no one likes.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Aliens only abduct the people that are already nuts so no one will believe them when they try and tell everyone.

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