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Pirate: walks the plank. Someone’s dad: Is this teak?

Commentary:
"Guess he's just 'boarding' the ship in style! 🛳️🤣 #PlankExpert #DadsEverywhere"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged dad, dad joke, humor, joke, marine, nautical, pirate, plank, teak, walks on May 27, 2026 by slickboy.

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