Pirate: walks the plank. Someone’s dad: Is this teak? Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Guess he's just 'boarding' the ship in style! 🛳️🤣 #PlankExpert #DadsEverywhere" Related funny posts 🤝 I’m gonna build a pirate ship and sail the high seas. Who’s coming with? Age ceases to be just a number everytime the airline announces seating queue priority. Is it just me or does everything cost like we’re shopping in an airport now? You ever notice how when you get home from food shopping, the kids turn into airport security? Work can be tiring at times, and you might feel like quitting. But remember those plane tickets.