Pirate: walks the plank. Someone’s dad: Is this teak?

Pirate: walks the plank. Someone’s dad: Is this teak?
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"Guess he's just 'boarding' the ship in style! 🛳️🤣 #PlankExpert #DadsEverywhere"

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