Funny NDA quotes

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My acting reel includes clips of me “listening” during Zoom meetings.

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Every time I blink, it’s Monday again. I can’t live like this.

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Laziness is the art to rest before one gets tired.

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They give smokers all those breaks to make up for the time taken off their lifespan.

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Do you ever want sleep but sleep doesn’t want you?

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My neighbor told me he heard me having sex this morning. I was putting on my shoes.

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Urgh. Trying to buy a copy of Catch-22 online but the seller won’t post it until I’ve paid and I won’t pay until I’ve received it.

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My skin is so dry it’s doing a PowerPoint presentation.

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Until further notice the days of the week are now called thisday, thatday, otherday, someday, yesterday, today and nextday!

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They say there’s no such thing as a stupid question, but then they’ll go and wake you up to ask if you’re asleep.