Before we become friends, could you please sign this NDA. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Unfriending already planned in case of hilarious oversharing 😂📜🔏 Related funny posts 🤝 Forget tagging friends, I want to be able to tag my enemies. If we ever make eye contact, just know I imagined way too much already. Don’t ask me ‘how are you?’ unless you’re willing to sign an NDA. “I thought it might be nice to go round the room and say a bit about ourselves.” Oh dear, you thought wrong. Welcome to Twitter: yeah, none of us can sleep either.