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Funny New York quotes

Funny New York quotes bring the Big Apple’s wild energy 🍎 to life with a dash of humor 😂 and a sprinkle of city sass 🗽. Whether you’re a local dodging pigeons or a tourist lost in Times Square, these witty lines capture the hustle, bustle, and unforgettable vibes of NYC in the most playful way 🎉🚕. Get ready to laugh your way through the city that never sleeps!

When it rains in New York, the train starts smelling like hamster.

Posted on2 weeks ago

Another day of explaining to mom that New York is big and the footage she saw wasn’t shot on my street.

Posted on2 weeks ago

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