Funny New York quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: When it rains in New York, the train starts smelling like hamster.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the sweet aroma of New York hamster train tracks mingling with the refreshing scent of rain 🐹🌧️ Who knew urban transportation could be so gourmet? Just the perfect blend of city funk and pet shop chic!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Another day of explaining to mom that New York is big and the footage she saw wasn’t shot on my street.

  Commentary:
  🤣 Oh, the joys of trying to explain city life to parents! 🌆🗽 It's like a marathon of geography lessons every time they see something on TV and assume it's happening right next to you. 🏃‍♂️🗺️ Hang in there, Mom, New York may be big but my street isn't THAT happening! 😂🌃

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