I need to move to New York and be miserable. I think it’d be so good for me. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like a new self-care trend: "The Big Apple Misery Detox" ππ π½ Related funny posts π€ How many calories does an audible sigh burn? Because I donβt think my Apple Watch is giving me credit for them. There will always be miserable people inviting you to their misery. See you when you get home from school, I whisper to my kidβs apple. I donβt want to stand, Apple Watch. You stand. The best part about your kids being sick is you get to see exactly how shitty youβre going to feel in 48 hours.