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Funny newspaper quotes bring humor to the classic world of print media. ๐Ÿ“ฐ๐Ÿ˜„ From witty remarks about headlines to playful jabs at quirky news stories, these quotes highlight the lighter side of reading the daily paper. Enjoy a laugh and rediscover the fun in flipping through the news! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ—ž๏ธ

I am โ€œWe read the newspaper front to back every single day,โ€ years old.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Most of Twitter could probably use a good bop on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I ran out of toilet paper so I had to start using old newspapers. The Times are rough.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Having Twitter is just like reading the newspaper, except the newspaper is on fire and all the writers hate you.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

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