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Most of Twitter could probably use a good bop on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper.

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Sounds like Twitter's new slogan should be "Bark less, read more!" 📰🐶

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged behavior, comedy, critique, good, humor, internet, media, most, newspaper, nose, online, online behavior, playful, sarcasm, satire, social, social media, Twitter on May 27, 2026 by slickboy.

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