Funny night owl quotes

• The whole “read before you go to bed to get sleepy” thing does not apply to me because I will be up till 5 a.m. if the book is worth it.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Have an early flight tomorrow, so naturally I’m going to stay up late tonight and be weird in my room.

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  2 months ago

  behavior, early, flight, going, humor, irony, late, late night, mood, naturally, night, night owl, owl, procrastination, room, schedule, self-deprecating, sleep, sleep schedule, stay, tomorrow, tonight, weird, weird behavior

• For someone who loves to sleep so much, you’d think I’d go to bed earlier.

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  2 months ago

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• I’m not an early bird or a night owl, I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon.

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  3 months ago

  bird, early, early bird, exhausted, exhaustion, humor, night, night owl, owl, pigeon, sort, tired

• I used to be a night owl, but as I’ve gotten older, I’ve become more of a person who doesn’t function at any time.

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  3 months ago

  aging, energy, function, humor, i, lifestyle, night, night owl, older, owl, person, sleep, time, tiredness, used

• Ever since I was a little girl, I have loved staying up really late, hanging out with myself, and thinking about stuff and things.

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  3 months ago

  alone, alone time, childhood, childhood memory, ever, girl, hanging, i, introvert, late, late night, little, loved, memory, myself, night, night owl, owl, personal, personal time, reflection, self, self-reflection, staying, stuff, things, thinking, time

• The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end, and tomorrow to start.

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  5 months ago

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• The real me comes out at midnight (it’s just me spending money online).

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  5 months ago

  humor, just, me, midnight, money, night, night owl, online, online shopping, owl, real, shopping, shopping spree, spending, spree

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