The reason I stay up late is because I donβt want my free time to end, and tomorrow to start. Posted onMay 18, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Trying to postpone tomorrow like it's a dentist appointment π ππ Related funny posts π€ Gonna tell my dentist that if I’m late, he should start without me. I am never hungrier than when I leave the dentist and told I canβt eat right away. The reason most of us stay up late is because we don’t want our free time to end, and tomorrow to start. I’m a “I have an appointment later, so I can’t do anything else for the rest of the day” kind of person. Iβve got 50 minutes to make it look like Iβve been flossing for the last 6 months.