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Funny noises quotes

Noise cancelling headphones but for when the noises are coming from inside your head.

2 months ago

Trust my gut? The thing that makes weird gurgling noises immediately when a work meeting goes quiet.

3 months ago

My car is making strange noises but it’s just me singing.

3 months ago

Sorry, can’t. Calling NASA and making alien noises.

3 months ago

Just because you can connect to your neighbor’s bluetooth speaker and play ghost noises doesn’t mean you should.

3 months ago