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My five-year plan is to get back my whimsy, joy, childlike wonder.

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Packed all my meds into one bottle for a trip and accidentally invented the best trail mix.

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When pregnant women are around, watch what you say. Nowadays, anything will be used as a name.

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I knew I had issues when motivational speakers started to irritate me.

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The same mosquito kept biting me last night. It probably thought it was at a wine tasting.

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If you’re not dropping it like it’s hot, then what the hell are you doing?

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I need a stunt double for when I’m navigating my way to the bathroom at night.

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If I was lying down and someone came up and gave me tons of kisses and smooshed my face, I’d love it. I don’t know what my cat’s problem is.

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As long as I can dip something in something, I’m happy.

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What no one tells you about having kids is that within a few years you’re in possession of a lot of teeth that you have no idea what to do with.

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Reported on Facebook:

In my experience, bowling and pancakes have the same energy. High hopes at the beginning, lowered self-esteem at the end.

Making waves on Threads:

How come it’s called “thrift store shopping” instead of Goodwill hunting?

Breaking via Discord:

If you’re reading a book in public, you better be on at least page 140 or something.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I don’t know if I’m still tired or already tired.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Hello, boyfriend? It’s me, girlfriend, from dating?

Going viral on X:

Line dancing was created by women waiting to use the restroom.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

You either have a full ketchup bottle in your house or an almost empty one. There’s no in-between.

Trending via Slack:

“What do your tattoos mean?” They mean I can sit still for a long time.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Going ballistic. Anyone need anything?

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Live, laugh, lie to the doctor about how many drinks you have per week.

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Funny noises quotes are the perfect way to add a splash of silliness 🎉 and laughter 😂 to your day! Whether it’s quirky sounds, unexpected giggles, or goofy grunts, these playful phrases bring joy and lighten the mood 🎈. Ready to embrace the weird and wacky world of sound-inspired humor? Let’s dive into a collection that’s sure to make you smile and maybe even snort a little! 🎤🎧🤣

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2 weeks ago
Share →: I’m officially at the age where I hate unnecessary noises and useless friends.

Commentary:
"At my age, the only unnecessary noise I tolerate is my own snoring! 😴🔊 #TooManyDecibels #ExtraFriendsNotIncluded"
5 months ago
Share →: Noise cancelling headphones but for when the noises are coming from inside your head.

Commentary:
"Introducing the revolutionary invention: Mind-canceling headphones! For those times when your thoughts are louder than the world around you. 🧠🔕 Just sit back, relax, and enjoy the sound of silence… inside your head! 💭🙉"
6 months ago
Share →: Trust my gut? The thing that makes weird gurgling noises immediately when a work meeting goes quiet.

Commentary:
"Who needs a magic eight ball when you've got a gurgling gut predicting the future? 🤔💭🔮 Just remember, sometimes it's not just your gut talking, it might be suggesting you grab a snack instead! 🍕😂 #GutFeelingOrHungerPang"
6 months ago
Share →: My car is making strange noises but it’s just me singing.

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Looks like your car is the newest member of your carpool karaoke crew! 🎤🚗 Just make sure to schedule some maintenance before your car decides to audition for "America's Got Talent"! 😉
6 months ago
Share →: Sorry, can’t. Calling NASA and making alien noises.

Commentary:
"Sorry, Earthlings! 🌍 Can't join you for now. 😄 Calling NASA and practicing my best alien impression 👽. Gotta stay ready for that intergalactic connection! 🚀 #OuttaThisWorld"
6 months ago
Share →: Just because you can connect to your neighbor’s bluetooth speaker and play ghost noises doesn’t mean you should.

Commentary:
👻 Just because you have the power to haunt your neighbor with ghostly tunes doesn't mean you should! 🎶 Leave the spirits to their rest… and invest in some good noise-canceling headphones instead! 🔇😄

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Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

Men have feelings too! Hunger, for example. Or thirst.

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Cursing after hitting oneself can reduce the pain by up to 50%.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has viewed:

Ruining the Olympics for my fiancée by, every time they mention Paris, saying, “that’s where Ratatouille lived”.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has copied:

Being excited to get in bed really is a different level of adulting.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has copied:

I’d rather lose you than the argument.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has downloaded:

I have good problem-solving skills, but my problem-creating skills are where I really shine.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has copied:

They say the human body is 60% water, but after extensive observation of my husband and son, I’d like to submit a revision to the data. Those two are at least 50% wind.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has downloaded:

Everybody has a girlfriend and a boyfriend, and I’m over here like “I love food”.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

A political guy who supports communism because he hates applying for jobs and just wants to be assigned somewhere.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has shared:

I need to eat healthier but donuts exist.

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Just landed via Discord:

“New recipe” is code for “less content, but worse ingredients”.

Making waves on WeChat:

My future husband is probably enjoying a nice summer with his first wife… but the seeds of discontent are there.

Making waves on Slack:

I’m opening a secret ice cream club called The Inside Scoop.

Spotted on Discord:

If my cats are going to insist upon me getting up early, they’re going to have to learn how to make coffee.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Never trust a wet fart.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Me (young, naive): “I hope something good happens.” Me (now): “I hope whatever bad happens is at least funny.”

Live now on Reddit:

Instead of screaming into the void, I’m going to ask it for recipes.

Just landed via Snapchat:

You ever look at yourself on the self-checkout camera and think, “wow, I better write my will.”

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

According to autocorrect, my favorite Star Wars character is Bob’s Feet.

Spotted on TikTok:

I want him in ways that are deeply deeply upsetting to modern feminism.

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