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Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.

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Is it fall yet? I really can’t suck my stomach in much longer.

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I’m not saying it’s been a while, I’m just saying I completely blanked on the name of my gym.

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The thumbs up emoji is a nice way to tell someone not only did you receive their message, you’re also done with the conversation.

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People who pee in the shower, have you thought about peeing before you get in the shower?

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The most disturbing thing about waking up at 4 a.m. is realizing some people do this on purpose so they can exercise.

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My toxic trait is thinking I deserve a break after sending one email.

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Me: Please let me sleep! Brain: Nope, we have to stay up together and go over every bad life decision we have made so far.

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“Excuse me, are you gonna finish those fries?” Me, interrupting a couple fighting.

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Nudes are played out. Send me a video of you reading out loud so I know you’re not dumb.

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Never meeting another person again, so if I know you already, congrats!

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I’m not just a pretty face, I’m also a massive disappointment to my family.

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Be bold, be italic, but never regular.

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I love the smell of freshly brewed delusions in the morning.

I swear some songs have background noises of your mum shouting your name from downstairs.

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Calling a lobotomy a “lobobo” to fit in with Gen Z.

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I see from the back of your car that you have found Jesus, but not your turn signal.

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We go together like Drunk and Disorderly.

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I hope the world needs to be saved from the apocalypse with video game skills so my teen’s entire life won’t have been a complete waste.

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If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.

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If we’re walking together, just know I’ll definitely bump into you because I can’t walk in a straight line.

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I’m just here trying to spread a little joy while the world burns. Is that so wrong?

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Imagine hating me, and I’m not even paying attention.

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It’s a good thing that our phones only convey sight and sound. No offense, but from most of you I would never want to receive a smelfie!

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To everyone I’ve wronged this year. Next year same time, same place.

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I was disappointed to learn today that my request for a sabbatical was rejected. Apparently that’s “not how marriage works.”

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I’d like to have a word with the groundhog before he starts working this year.

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Bro, did you seriously just forget about Dre?

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I really appreciate where you’re coming from. I just wish you’d go back.

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Oxygen was discovered in 1773. How did our ancestors breathe before then?

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How do you text “okay” but in the rudest way possible?

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My favorite thing to do at the gym is stay home and eat a piece of cake.

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I’m now at the age where happy hour is a nap.

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Not to brag, but no one has ever accused me of trying too hard.

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Did you know if you hold your ear up to a stranger’s leg, you can actually hear them say, ‘What the hell are you doing?’

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I swear some songs have background noises of your mum shouting your name from downstairs.

Calling a lobotomy a “lobobo” to fit in with Gen Z.

I see from the back of your car that you have found Jesus, but not your turn signal.

We go together like Drunk and Disorderly.

I hope the world needs to be saved from the apocalypse with video game skills so my teen’s entire life won’t have been a complete waste.

If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.

If we’re walking together, just know I’ll definitely bump into you because I can’t walk in a straight line.

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Just checked my bank account. Looks like everyone’s getting well wishes for Christmas.

The only exercise I done last month was running out of money.

I am dressing for the job I want. I want to be a sweatpants model.

Right before rock bottom, you’ll have a city builder game on your phone.

I know it’s bad, and you’ve got to shut it down right away, but is there anything more hilarious than a swearing toddler?

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God, please, for once in my life, let me get what I want.

The fact that someone looked straight at a purple onion and named it red onion really bothers me.

Pepsi & Coca-Cola can’t even be in the same restaurant… and we want world peace.

Don’t worry, darling, you won’t break me. Someone already beat you to it.

The only thing I don’t miss about the 90s is people smelling like cigarettes.

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To me, essential oils are what drips out of tacos.

I don’t always have time to fold laundry, but when I do, I don’t.

I can resist everything except temptation.

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Forgetting how to clean the dishes and shooting them with a gun.

Applying for jobs sometimes is wild, like how am I supposed to be passionate about a company I don’t even work for yet?

The gap in my resume is because I was trying to reach enlightenment for 5 years.

People who often talk to themselves are more intelligent than others. At least that’s what I tell myself.

Right before rock bottom, you’ll have a city builder game on your phone.

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