Funny not working quotes

• 

  3 months ago

  Share →: I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don’t think being an adult is going to work for me.

  Commentary:
  "Whoever said 'adulting is easy' clearly never met me! 🤷‍♂️ Maybe I'll just stick to being a professional napper instead. 💤 #AdultingFail"

• 

  5 months ago

  Share →: 5pm on a Friday: call me a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I’m not working.

  Commentary:
  "5pm on a Friday mood: 'Call me a McDonald's ice-cream machine because I'm not working… just like the machine! 🍦😂 Who else is ready for some chill time?"

• 

  5 months ago

  Share →: Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not working.

  Commentary:
  "Finally free from the shackles of responsibility, I'm embarking on a new journey of profound laziness and unapologetic relaxation! 🛋️💤 Who knew my true passion was just lounging around all day? Here's to a future full of naps and Netflix binges! 🎉😆 #LivingTheDream"

For even more funny not working quotes, check out the next page, if available 👇

All funny not working quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌