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I honestly have no idea what a vitamin is. It’s in a banana but it’s also the sun? Sure.
4 weeks ago
Why is sugar SO addictive, and broccoli is just like, “I’ll be here when you need me”
1 month ago
Carrots are a great thing to eat when you’re hungry, and want to stay that way.
1 month ago
Of course I stay hydrated. Carbohydrated.
3 months ago
When planning dinner, remember that ice-cream has both calcium and protein.
3 months ago
Nutrition labels should include an “What if I ate the whole thing” section.
3 months ago