Funny nutrition quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I honestly have no idea what a vitamin is. It’s in a banana but it’s also the sun? Sure.

  Commentary:
  "Vitamins are the mysterious superheroes of our daily diet 🍌☀️ They're everywhere and nowhere at the same time, just like that one friend who always shows up unexpectedly 😂 #VitaminMystery"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Why is sugar SO addictive, and broccoli is just like, “I’ll be here when you need me”

  Commentary:
  Sugar is like that fun friend who always knows how to lift your spirits, but can be a bit too clingy at times. Meanwhile, broccoli is like the reliable pal who quietly offers their support without demanding all your attention. So, in the battle of addictive treats versus dependable veggies, it seems we all need a little balance in our lives – a sweet treat here, a nutritious bite there, and don't forget to give broccoli a chance to shine in its own quiet way.

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Carrots are a great thing to eat when you’re hungry, and want to stay that way.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the humble carrot – nature's way of saying 'Enjoy this healthy snack… and be prepared to raid the fridge later!' It's the ultimate tease for your taste buds, keeping hunger at bay while sneakily plotting its revenge. Clever little veggie, isn't it?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Of course I stay hydrated. Carbohydrated.

  Commentary:
  "Hydration goals: Achieved with Carbo-loading tactics! 💧🍞 Stay fueled and watered, folks! 😄 #hydration #carbsfordays"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When planning dinner, remember that ice-cream has both calcium and protein.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a fancy meal when you can just have ice-cream and call it a balanced diet? 🍦💪 Just remember, a scoop of ice-cream a day keeps the doctor away… or maybe not, but it sure keeps your spirits lifted! 😄🍨"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Nutrition labels should include an “What if I ate the whole thing” section.

  Commentary:
  "Reading nutrition labels is like embarking on a guessing game, but wouldn't it be fun to have a 'What if I ate the whole thing' section? 🤔🍔🍟 Imagine the shock on our faces when we realize the whole bag of chips was meant to serve more than just a quick snack break! 😂 #SurpriseCalories"

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