Funny nutrition quotes

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  2 months ago

  View →: I honestly have no idea what a vitamin is. It’s in a banana but it’s also the sun? Sure.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Why is sugar SO addictive, and broccoli is just like, “I’ll be here when you need me”
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  3 months ago

  View →: Carrots are a great thing to eat when you’re hungry, and want to stay that way.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Of course I stay hydrated. Carbohydrated.
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  5 months ago

  View →: When planning dinner, remember that ice-cream has both calcium and protein.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Nutrition labels should include an “What if I ate the whole thing” section.

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