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Funny nutrition quotes

Funny nutrition quotes are the perfect recipe 🍎 for laughs and healthy vibes! Whether you’re a salad lover πŸ₯— or a pizza fan πŸ•, these witty nuggets will spice up your wellness journey with humor and a dash of truth. Get ready to smile πŸ˜„ while learning why eating well doesn’t have to be boring. Let’s dig into some tasty chuckles that make nutrition downright delicious! πŸ‰πŸ‡

Do you think protein wants to be in all these things?

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

There’s protein in foods that have never been protein before.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Let’s all stand up against iron deficiency (but not too fast).

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Processed food was literally designed for you to eat. Organic is just some crap they found on the ground somewhere.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I honestly have no idea what a vitamin is. It’s in a banana but it’s also the sun? Sure.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

Why is sugar SO addictive, and broccoli is just like, β€œI’ll be here when you need me”

Posted on6 months ago

Carrots are a great thing to eat when you’re hungry, and want to stay that way.

Posted on6 months ago

Of course I stay hydrated. Carbohydrated.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

When planning dinner, remember that ice-cream has both calcium and protein.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

Nutrition labels should include an “What if I ate the whole thing” section.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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