Funny nutrition quotes

Of course I stay hydrated. Carbohydrated.

Of course I stay hydrated. Carbohydrated.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

When planning dinner, remember that ice-cream has both calcium and protein.

When planning dinner, remember that ice-cream has both calcium and protein.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

Nutrition labels should include an "What if I ate the whole thing" section.

Nutrition labels should include an “What if I ate the whole thing” section.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

Why is sugar SO addictive, and broccoli is just like, “I’ll be here when you need me”

Why is sugar SO addictive, and broccoli is just like, “I’ll be here when you need me”

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025

Carrots are a great thing to eat when you're hungry, and want to stay that way.

Carrots are a great thing to eat when you’re hungry, and want to stay that way.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025