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Funny octopus quotes

I really want an emotional support octopus so I can train it to slap people and shoplift.

3 months ago

Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.

3 months ago

Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.

3 months ago