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Funny octopus quotes

I really want an emotional support octopus so I can train it to slap people and shoplift.

I really want an emotional support octopus so I can train it to slap people and shoplift.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.

Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025
Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.

Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025