Funny octopus quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I really want an emotional support octopus so I can train it to slap people and shoplift.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine the chaos and surprise an emotional support octopus could bring – slapping away negativity and snagging some steals like a true partner in crime 🐙💥🛍️ Who needs therapy when you've got a mollusk sidekick for all your outlandish shenanigans?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the dream of multitasking in style – Octopus goals! 🐙💥 Just imagine the chaos of eight simultaneous slaps! Just make sure those eight people aren't armed with octopus repellent 😉🦑"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.

  Commentary:
  "Friends ebb and flow like ocean waves 🌊, but the real ones stick around like an octopus with separation anxiety 🐙! Just when you think they're gone, they cling to you for dear life! 😂 #FriendshipGoals"

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