Funny over 40 quotes — Wordgag ツ

Dating after 40 is like trying to find the least damaged item at the thrift store that doesn’t smell.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Stop asking people over 40 what we like to do for fun. You’re not gonna like the answer.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

You know you’re over 40 when you clean your house to the music you used to get drunk to.

5 months ago5 months ago

Home Depot should allow men over 40 to have birthday parties in their stores.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Hot singles over 40 in your area are curious what you use for joint pain and inflammation.

Jan 26, 2025

An escape room, but it’s a bean bag chair in a hammock on a water bed in a bouncy house and you’re over 40. Good luck!

Jan 24, 2025

If stores want to accurately display clothes for people over 40, the mannequins should be laying on a couch.

Jan 23, 2025

I no longer need an alarm clock because I’m over 40 and have a bladder.

Jan 20, 2025

When you’re over 40 and a part of your body starts hurting for no reason that is nature sending a “what ya doing?” text.

Jan 20, 2025